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This has probably been done before.

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Dragonborn: Let me see what you have

Cicero: a KNIFE

Dragonborn: NO!

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I find it cute when mages in Skyrim put up wards to protect themselves from magic attacks and you’re there running towards them at full speed swinging a long, physical strip of steel at them.

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“Skjor says I’ve got da beautiful weave of Ysgramor, and my brother has his smarts.”

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I just had my WORST moment in Skyrim ever

I was doing the Boethiah quest (the one where you have to bring a follower and sacrifice them to Boethiah) 

and I didn’t know who to sacrifice, so brought the first mercenary I could find, which was Stenvar (at the inn in Windhelm)

And just as I commanded him to touch that sacrifcing-pole-thingy he started saying

‘You’ve been a good friend to me. That means a lot.’

and it FUCKING BROKE MY HEART

but what REALLY destroyed me was when a courier approached me afterwards handing me 300 gold that Stenvar had left for me because apparently we were bestest frans

It made me feel so guilty I reloaded the game and did the whole fucking quest over again.

This game knows how to make you feel terrible.

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“Welcome to the Silver-Blood Inn,” Hroki greeted, approaching the stranger. “Can I get you anything?”

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Playing Skyrim

Oh, look a house out in the middle of nowhere. Let’s go look.

Hi creepy old woman sitting outside the house. Don’t mind me I’m just going to look around. Yes, I know there’s probably nothing to see here but I just want to look.

Hey - look, there’s a cellar door. Let’s go down.

Human hearts, alchemist laboratory, enchantment altar.

Bitch be crazy, let’s leave.

Climb out of cellar, go to leave.

Old woman standing outside facing me, telling me I’ve seen too much and that I must now die.

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You are over encumbered and unable to run

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"Jenassa was my favorite follower.  I felt like we were sisters, but she glitched and now she’s just walking.  I don’t know where she is going and she refuses to follow me.  I like to think that I taught her how to survive.  Now she’s going on her own adventures.  That, or she’s really mad at me."

skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com

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So I just started playing Skyrim (yes, I know, welcome to the very late bandwagon Hallianna, where the fuck have you been?)

I waited because I knew it was a massive game, I didn’t have the time or patience to play, and I wasn’t sure I’d like it. I finally just broke down and bought a used copy a...

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"If I could, I would move to Skyrim. Good bye university, and all the other stuff!"

http://skyrimconfessions.com