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i can imagine myself being intimate with fictional characters but anyone in real life makes me cringe 😬 idk what’s wrong with me!

nothing is wrong with you!! but if you want a diagnosis, i'm going to say that unfortunately you have terminal whimsy and joy syndrome. i think you should up your dosage of self-shipping and daydreaming and get back to me in a month to see how you're getting on u-u

in all seriousness though, i think as long as you're like. still engaging with the real world in other ways then there's nothing wrong with satisfying that part of your desires in a way that feels safe and comfortable for you. if you're not craving it from real people, then there's nothing to make you force yourself to go for that. fictosexual? aro/ace? just not into exposing yourself like that in real life which does seem risky? any or all or none of things could be applicable. as long as you're happy bub!! 💚💚💚

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it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

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Reblog fanfic! Even the weird smit you’re slightly ashamed of, put it all on a side account! We really appreciate it! 💖

I truly truly believe that the most important thing you can do in fandom is be a cheerleader. comment on fics. reblog art and rave in the tags. support the people making the things you want to see. this is how you keep a fandom alive. this is how you get more of what you want. you never know: that person could have decided to make more just because you liked it.

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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

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‘why do you read “various x reader stories?”’

first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me

second, I love the feeling of people liking me

third, I was ignored as a child

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per my last stupid ass meme -- i am here to soapbox about small dicks.

i know some people write fics and have no sexual experience or little sexual experience, which is fine and chill by me. but please. tone down your dick sizes just a bit.

like if you're into hyper or you're a size queen, whatever. you do you. i will not tell you how to proportion your dicks to your own liking, but I feel like some people out there writing smut just don't know how big is big you know?

like i was reading an nsfw headcanon for a character, and they were talking about this character not being as impressive as another character... at 8.5 inches.

please. look at this reference table. These are some girthy models, but consider that 8.5 inches is not only above average, but would need some work before you put it in any kind of opening. 8.5 inches is bigger than most porn stars.

Saying 'above average' and then slapping them with a 8.5 inch dick is like saying a teenager's first car should be reasonably priced, and then giving them a porsche instead of a rolls royce.

not every dick has be a monster cock. porn is a fantasy, yes! Don't tone it down just because I said so, but consider toning it down because if every piece of smut you read specifically defined that the female character had g-cup basketball tits, you would get distracted by that and might feel really weird about it. That's how I feel about every dick needing to be fuckin enormous. just. chill.

secondly -- why can't small dicks have their charms? I feel like some writers appreciate all sorts about the human body, priding themselves on writing characters that are more than just conventionally attractive but feel real and touchable. But then, give every guy/gal/whatever the same huge dick.

If you can only imagine getting maximum pleasure from a massive dick, then stretch your imagination. I'm not trying to say 'small dicked guys deserve better representation' and guilt trip you into writing about less endowed characters, just give the idea in your head a chance!

I see so much cool shit on tumblr about about sex positivity and the vast ways people can get off etc. Then why are we narrowing down pleasure to 'big dick crammed into small hole'??? Small dick also fit into small hole!!!

ok I'm done.

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if you're wondering how my latest fic idea is going, I needed a meme to illustrate the debate I am having with myself.

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berserk? yeah i love that yaoi

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absolutely unfair that I find a new blorbo and its immeadiately confirmed that he doesn't have a dick.

this is the second time this has happened.

i will find a way to fuck this pathetic gooey old man

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it is common on here to see the suggestion that the types of art which most attract fanfiction are mediocre yet compelling. my contention is that this is not true: the types of art which most attract fanfiction are types of art which give you room to play with their world beyond what you see in that art. mediocre yet compelling is a subset of this: this is art which is in itself mostly mediocre, but leaves various compelling questions answered. but the reason it is compelling is usually that it throws a bunch of fascinating ideas or characters or relationships out there... and then doesn't answer them. there are very enjoyable romcom films out there which have next to no fanfiction because they tell a single, insular, complete story without leaving anything left for you to play with. meanwhile, a fantasy book series could be equally brilliant, but is by this metric (it is not the only fanfiction metric out there) more likely to inspire fanfiction, because it gives you a lot of space to play with the worldbuilding, or the characters, and so on. i really don't like the idea that mediocre art is the only art which attracts engagement in the form of fanfiction, because it implies to me that fanfiction authors universally have bad taste, and in a way seems to denigrate fanfiction as a medium.

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✶ . ၄၃ . FIC WRITER ASK GAME !

any [insert __] is for the sender to fill in :)

1 ⧽. if you could sit down and finish any one of your wips without anything stopping you (time, tiredness, etc), which fic would you choose? tell us about it if you want!

2 ⧽. if you could sit down and finish any completely new fic without anything stopping you (time, tiredness, etc), what would you write? tell us about it if you want!

3 ⧽. what's something you like about your writing?

4 ⧽. is there an au or trope that you haven't written before, but would want to try?

5 ⧽. is there a certain kind of fic that feels the most satisfying to finish? any reason why?

6 ⧽. if you were to write a part two/sequel to a fic, what fic would you want to write it for?

7 ⧽. is there a fic you wish you received feedback on, but didn't get any/much? this ask game is asking someone else to then give feedback on said fic, pretty pretty please!!!

8 ⧽. what part of [insert fic] is your favorite?

9 ⧽. tell us about a wip/idea that you're excited about!

10 ⧽. what genre is generally the easiest or most enjoyable for you to write? which is the hardest?

11 ⧽. if you were to rewrite [insert fic] with [insert different character/ship] how do you think it might change?

12 ⧽. what's a song or two you associate with [insert fic]?

13 ⧽. do you have any writing projects/goals/plans you're working on/want to work on?

14 ⧽. is there anything outside of your normal content that you want to write?

15 ⧽. if you wrote a fic called [insert title] with [insert character/ship] what do you think it might be about?

16 ⧽. if you wrote a fic called [insert title] what character/ship would you want to write it for?

17 ⧽. are there any songs you want to write a songfic for?

18 ⧽. how do you want your writing to feel to your readers?

19 ⧽. give a hint/teaser about something you're writing without any context or explanation! tease us haha

20 ⧽. answer any one of the other questions that you want to!