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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

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splatoon side order but with salmon run bosses (steelhead, mudmouth, and drizzler respectively)

who should i do next?? im thinking scrapper or flyfish maybe,,

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My name is Casey Jones. I'm just an American in a land overrun by roaming monsters called The Terrorists. This land is protected by rulers called Presidents, each descended from a noble Founder House.

One time, during a blood test, the results showed that I was one of them. I was an Elite. I was a President.

Now forced to attend the Presidential Academy of Defense, I am taught by instructors Patton and McArt, as I learn to harness my Presidential Power. Will I be able to survive with.... The Blood of Washington?

Featuring: Enemies to lovers, villain relationships, 🌶️🌶️🌶️, Eaglecore aesthetics, Deadly War Academy, morally grey sigma heroes, and an intriguing new feminist take on American Mythology.

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You draw pudding from the well.

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just invented a new type of spider that shows promise in industrial use applications

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Me: I think I’m getting depressed I should leave the house more

The scary orb: one time Freddie mercury dressed princess Diana like a twink and brought her to a gay bar. You should entrust me with lordship over your lands.

Me: thanks scary orb, you’re my best friend:)

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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You draw hats so well and im like so amazed by it because every time i try it looks like they're wearing buckets?? how do you draw them?? :o

pringles

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someone should make a community where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.