god-slayer-apprentice
Novice Theomancer
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god-slayer-apprentice · 18 hours ago
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fashion is cyclical
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god-slayer-apprentice · 20 hours ago
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Tumblr is an interesting place
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
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god-slayer-apprentice · 1 day ago
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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
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god-slayer-apprentice · 2 days ago
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Why don’t we do this anymore
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god-slayer-apprentice · 2 days ago
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god-slayer-apprentice · 2 days ago
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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this
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god-slayer-apprentice · 2 days ago
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200 Word RPGs 2024
Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.
This is the submission thread for the 2024 event, running from November 1st, 2024 through November 30th, 2024. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog's pinned post, here.
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god-slayer-apprentice · 2 days ago
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Do yall still remember this trend?
chat i swear it makes sense in context
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god-slayer-apprentice · 2 days ago
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god-slayer-apprentice · 2 days ago
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a copy of a copy of a copy
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god-slayer-apprentice · 2 days ago
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I hope Adrian Tchaikovsky doesn't feel like he can't write any more books about sentient spiders just because he's done it multiple times already. Because I don't think I have a limit in all honesty. There's no point at which I'd be like "ok Adrian, that's enough sentient spiders!" He could keep writing books about sentient spiders indefinitely and I would just keep reading them.
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god-slayer-apprentice · 2 days ago
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god-slayer-apprentice · 2 days ago
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A dream I had... he didn't know the counterplay
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god-slayer-apprentice · 2 days ago
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a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:
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god-slayer-apprentice · 4 days ago
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1998 nickelodeon trade ad
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god-slayer-apprentice · 4 days ago
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god-slayer-apprentice · 4 days ago
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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"
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