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anyway lagertha is Fucking Gay and you can fight me on this
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Vikings sentence meme.
“You have your father’s eyes… unfortunately.” “He searches for your death.” “What are you preparing for?” “For everything, there is a season, and a time for every matter under the sun.” “Don’t take any foolish risks and don’t get separated from the others.”
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leaked bts video of the scene where lagertha leaves ragnar and he asks her to stay! i can't believe i haven't seen this before omggggg
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#ragnar: crusty. old. dead. wrinkly. bald. snatcht#lagertha: still looks like she was just pulled frm puberty#smh#anyway idk what she's doing but nice! i'll keep the war scenes!#fire /#war /#lagertha.
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#'i have SO much respect for you and all you do for ragnar's sons#and how good a mother you are#and how CAPABLE a mother you are#i respect you more than most warriors and you are far braver than i am for taking up this challenge'#(although i don't agree with the whole 'ivar is disabled and therefore u have to be 'courageous' to raise him#i guess that comes with the time period)#BUT JUST#SO WE CAN SATE MICHAEL HIRST'S INCESSANT NEED TO PORTRAY ME AS A BADASS VENGEFUL WARRIOR#i'm coming for you#and i'm going to kill you (jks! character assassination had happened from the start of s3!)#and i'm coming for your throne so.#sorry aslaug#don't you know anything?#women can't be friends.#they must be pitted against one another for the male audience and to stroke ragnar's insufferable ego.#lagertha.#aslaug.#ivar.
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I want you to know that I can never forgive you for taking away my husband and my world.
#i really dont understand the caption cus#like#she blames ragnar for the marriage split#i'm Pretty Sure she came to terms with that the moment she saw that aslaug had given him sons#yes ok like i'm sure she's still in love with him somewhere deep down#but ??? she puts him before herself all the time which is why she decided to let it go when she saw like 4 new ragnarssons#because that's what ragnar wanted more than marriage lmao#sons#his legacy#etc#and as for taking away her world????? bruh?????? BRUH??????????#lagertha went from a farmer with ragnar... then an earl's wife with ragnar...#to being her own earl#to being instrumental in negotiations with ecbert and wessex#to being one of the first warriors to battle at paris#to being a war commander#like ????? aslaug didn't take away her world????#the world that aslaug lievs in now is not the world that lagertha lost#the world that aslaug is in is what ragnar created for himself (killing horik)#like as if she's jealous about not being queen??? nah fuck that i don't believe that#ragnar only had the opportunity to kill horik because lagertha replaced borg as his ally anyway im JUST SAYING#so basically#it's all wrong#LAGERTHA.#ASTRID.#however damn look @ all the shieldmaidens i love it
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i’ve only seen gifs n pictures in the tag but yikes s4b is a fuckin MESS lmao
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‘ –how urgent are these important things, mor? ’
‘ more urgent than your cock. ’
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VIKINGS 2.10 - The Lord’s Prayer
#'lagertha and aslaug hate each other!'#'s4b is going to be about both of them fighting each other for power!'#'lagertha blames aslaug for her marriage failing!'#literally bite me#ASLAUG.#LAGERTHA.
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does lagertha ever age lmao
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kynslod.
@skjoldmoy. sc.
‘ you never told me the women in kattegat were so pretty. ’ he is so painfully distracted.
‘ and we have far more important things to be worrying about. pick your jaw up. ’
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kynslod.
‘ how am i to impress the gods if you never give me the opportunity? ’ her warning falls upon deaf ears, apparently. he needs but a moment longer to get it off of his chest, and then he’ll let it rest until the summer. he has missed paris, and it would surely kill him to miss anything more. ‘ i will fall and break my neck farming and never see valhöll, fólkvangr. i am useless here! as good as dead. why are you punishing me? what did i do, what have i done? i could make it right, if only you would tell me. ’
‘ i give you the opportunity when you are not half dead on your feet, hákon. you are too eager to get yourself killed. ’ he is a son to her, but when he can barely stand for longer than the single swing of an axe, or when he wakes in the night with a fever from the infection, he cannot fight. she will not let him fight in that condition. man or boy or anywhere in between, when she watches him, she sees only
‘ you are a man grown but you are acting like a little boy. careless. petulant. i am your jarl. you did not come to paris because you were injured, and that is the decision that i made. we only fight when the odds are in our favour. ’
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there’s a path for everyone. your path leads you back to me.
meme. accepting.
this has often been as suffocating a fact as it is comforting, but hákon believes he leans toward the latter today. he’d left for a time, strayed from the path that was good and right for him, gone to chase vengeance for his family. perhaps he understands now, thanks to this failure, why she doesn’t wish to let him fight. he is brittle, and weakened, and empty.
he should have stayed by her side and taken her counsel. maybe then that bastard jarl, who had once been such a favoured friend, would not have been able to add insult to injury. but he’s made his mistake, and now he has to live with it.
‘ things are better with you, ’ he admits, voice low. he means both in war and peace, though cannot take his mind off of how differently things would have gone had she only been there with him. he’s failed his family. she would have helped see him to victory, he has no doubt about it– this valkyrie of his. ‘ i see that properly now. next time, i will not stray. ’
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*gives this blog a hug because it is giving uneducated, homophobic dimwits the boot*
im everyones gay mom
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