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As someone who has just watched the Old Guard and used to be a pretty big Captain America fan, the most hilarious crossover would be one where the four of them had helped the Howling Commandos in the war and also forget to watch the news and after walking into Steve on the street one day spend an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out if they just completely missed a new immortal somehow.

He’d have been allowed out and about for like a week before he runs into Nicky and Joe and automatically greets them since they know each other and his momma raised a polite young man thank you very much, the two just awkwardly nod along and try to run away as discreetly as possible before Steve has the time to think about the fact that logically they should be old men by now.

Andy is trying to decide if the no doubles rule to jobs applies when the dude is supposed to be dead and may or may not be an immortal since none of them can agree. Booker finds out they found him stuck in the ice and the argument just gets more convoluted. 

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Fake identity crisis'in be like that

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a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. 

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. 

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man! 

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Reblog with just TWO choices

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Louis: [gives constructive criticism politely] Also Louis: [gives you shit, but always with affection]

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i never listened to one direction but i always found it funny that they had a member named harry AND another member named larry. just rhyming bros

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2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

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There’s only ONE person who could come up with a pun this bad

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Doctor of War & Sorrow

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In two hundred and forty-three years, I’ve loved exactly one person.