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i am the most innocent of innocents
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no intro from me, you know how it is, but i’m spicy and you should talk to me
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did you know that the jonas brothers are bullies
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public transportation is fucking terrifying in unfamiliar cities but in my city? in MY city? I’m the king of that shitty little train network. could navigate that with my eyes closed. I sniff the wind and I know when the bus is coming
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GOING TO NEW YORK TODAY GOING HOME I’M SO EXCITED I COULD PEE
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in france an irish goodbye is called filer à l'anglaise, and in england it's called a french exit. soooo... who's the people leaving without telling anyone; the irish, the english, or the french?
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sorry i’m such a boring bitch i’m just in love and taking care of my millions of animal children
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goin on a fancy french lunch date with my main squeeze*, don't txt
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me, every time I cross the street: run me over i fucking dare you
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good morning i would like an independence day from my melted hungover brain
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i could win too hot to handle with the full amount in the bank because i would just read the whole time
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i am begging people to stop saying i’m secretly dating a cannibal in my tag 💀
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