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All this discourse over who does "painting with light"

Hiroshi Nagai's paintings need sunglasses to look at.

They look like how it feels to walk across a parking lot on a 98° summer day without a speck of shade in sight.

They look like heaven but also like you'd burn your bare feet on the ground.

Even when you can see shade you know it's not enough and the minute you step out you'll be burnt to a crisp like a vampire.

And it's BEAUTIFUL

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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

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watching twin peaks is hard because sometimes you think 'these characters could use some therapy'. and then you remember that some of them did seek out professional help but their only option was this

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coping by drawing them being fun and awesome and normal and silly

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can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

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You can only wear the two randomly assigned colors* for the rest of your life, ( trying to wear any other colors the items will change to one of the two other colors) how do you feel?

*Different tones/shades of the randomly chosen colors are allowed. Pastel, neon, etc. will also fall under the base color and are therefore allowed.

Spin the wheel to find out which colors you must wear

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Fuck it. I'm doing it again. Except this time you'll probably fucking learn something, nerds. Spin the wheel. If you don't know what you landed on, look it up. Fill your brain with facts. Hallelujah.

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yall know what a dorcopsis is?

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yall know what a dorcopsis is?

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yall know what a dorcopsis is?

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They're doing this to me today

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I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

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Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

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VERY IMPORTANT POLL!!!!!!!!!! I need y’all all to answer it, I’m so serious. Reblog it. Spread it around. I need to know the answer (I mean I know the RIGHT answer but I wanna see if y’all are also right lmaooo)

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