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“I’m going to resurrect Wilbur.”

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Is it a bad call to post this now since it won’t get a lot of attention this late at night? Probably. But I have 0 patience, my friends are asleep and I’m desperate for validation.

I wanted to do a stylized atmospheric comic but I couldn’t not do my regular comic style so I did both. It’s not a lot. Just Wilbur getting resurrected. Like pfffff this is the lamest thing but i think it looks kinda cool.

Uh ... enjoy!

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THIS IS TOO GOOD, IM QUITTING BEING AN ARTIST. THAT’S IT, I’M DONE

the masquerade

(the end reveal was too good)

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no you’re live tommy that’s what the notification says

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mushroom king gogy :]

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Welcome to the Schlatt parade.

[REBLOGS >>> LIKES]

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less predicting what will be canon

you make it canon, whatever you say is canon

I love accidently predicting things in the dsmp lore because I keep adding things in my au and suddenly a few weeks later that thing is canon.

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let’s not leave out people turning a pig with a crown into a smexy half pigman who is stylish and a monarch. I am putting in an application that c!Technoblade is a tumblr sexyman. 

hey, so I made a comprehensive google doc classifying all the men in the dream smp as Tumblr Sexymen or not. you should check it out for memes because it has destroyed my life.

here's a sample of what it looks like (click for quality):

so yeah go look at it it's cursed <3

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"Techno didnt want them to start a government :(" Ok? And the majority of them wanted a Government? Techno's word isnt more important than others just because he can scare people into listening to him!

Imagine living in a nation, a nation you love, a nation where literally all you do all day is have fun with your friends aside from the few conflicts, it's a safe place. Suddenly your nation gets taken from you because of an election your president randomly decided on, and it's taken over by a dictator who hurts you and hurts others. You have died for this nation, you were one of the founders. You have to get it back.

You fight for the nation back, you want to reclaim it from the hands of tyranny, and when the dictator is dead, when you finally get it back its blown up and the anarchist guy that you've canonically spoken to like twice is going on a rampage (again! You watched him shoot you and others at the festival too) because he didnt like what you were doing with your own nation and he wanted His Way that he was never promised in the first place. Everyone is screaming and panicking, there are Withers, Wilbur has just died, everything's gone wrong, you're getting mercilessly attacked because you used items said anarchist gave you, and you dont understand why, and he disappears into the shadows after threatening to destroy your nation again

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Im concerned for the state of the world when we let block people influenece politics like that, 

i’m also so excited for it

10 years from now, most DSMP fans (who attend) will have graduated college, and. y'all spend a lot of time thinking about corruption, power, and making moral choices when given tough options. 

i’m. statistically speaking, even if you just take the highest concurrent viewers on 1 stream (650k), there’s 1 dsmp viewer for ~200 americans … some of you are gonna run for office. there’s gonna be minecraft teens who were radicalized by a 24-year-old british man who wanted to sell drugs, and an anarchist anime pig who’s done multiple acts of terrorism. in Office. one of you motherfuckers is gonna make  it to congress. or the fucking. senate.

i dont/?? kjhdjh what do i do with this information

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I love how as soon as techno started writing (I think he currently is) the story line became not only more related to classic myths but jesus 

why does everyone want to talk to him right now

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Ranboo and his grass block :3

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hey, read this and fucking reblog it.

usually i try to be kind or at least neutral on some things, but today's not the day for that. fuck anyone on the planet who has decided that it is okay to ship minors.

i bring this up now because i'm seeing a surge of people shipping minors in the dream smp/mcyt community - most commonly between tubbo and tommyinnit, or tubbo and ranboo. if you do this, choke and die slowly.

it is not your job to speculate on the sexualities or the relationships of sixteen/seventeen y/o's, especially when they've gone out of their way to say that they don't want to be shipped, sexualised or anything of the sort. it is encroaching on the boundaries of real people, real friendships, and i'd like to remind you that it's fucking illegal.

i have seen post after post speculating that tubbo is lgbt and it has to stop. whether or not he is or he isn't is completely irrelevant - the point is that speculating about it is intrusive, it's harmful to a minor, and if he is lgbt, it's going to confuse the fuck out of him and make it harder to come out if he is lgbt. truthing needs to stop.

i am not going to sit around and try and be courteous to people like that.

i want to mention, however, that i myself have made jokes about them 'flirting', specifically ranboo and tubbo, but i mainly did it in the context of knowing that it was all in good fun and not serious on the valentines day streams where they were joking about being valentines. if it at all appeared that i was trying to ship them, or if i endorsed that kind of behaviour, i apologise.

what i will not apologise for, however, is being a cunt to people who overstep boundaries.

i've reblogged a post before containing a blocklist of people who engage with this kind of behaviour, but in general tags that should be blocked or avoided include:

enderbee, enderbees, ranbee, boobee (this one makes me want to dash my skull into a wall), tubbo truthing, ranboo truthing and any variants of a person x person tag or other related shipping tags that i have missed.

i know at times it might not be beneficial to talk on things but it is my personal belief that some issues do need to be talked about, brought to light - information that this is happening should be known and something should be done to combat it. i haven't been on tumblr for long, but as soon as i see a post shipping minors, i immediately block and report (in fact i pretty much block shippers on my feed anyway) and i would reccommend doing something similar. there should be an effort to discourage this sort of behaviour.

dream saying that he doesn't really care if people ship him with someone like george isn't an umbrella statement, in fact dream has gone on record stating the opposite - his words, just because he's extremely popular, doesn't encompass the feelings of individuals. all three, tommy, tubbo and ranboo have gone on record and stated that they do not wish to be shipped or sexualised, especially since it is illegal because of their age. i'm not placing the blame on dream here, however, i'm placing the blame on dickheads who decide that because dream said something, it must apply to everyone else.

tldr: if you ship minors, you aren't welcome here.

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I would like to speak to the manager I accidentally got both autism and adhd and I would like to return them

hello all and welcome to

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no focus

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impulsivity

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time blindness

mood swings

boredom so extreme it’s painful!

all together these create very exciting new features, such as:

1,000 unread emails!

wait what did you say

how the hell did i lose that it was just in my hand

never shutting up!

i’ve already listen to this song 20 times in a row and there is no end in sight

mush brain

sorry to interrupt but!!

rewind the show 80 times to hear what they said in that one sentence because you still don’t know

can’t be anywhere at the right time!

i have to bounce my leg at all costs

and many more!

however, our favorite feature of adhd is:

NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!

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✨Froggy ✨☺️💙

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GUYS ME AND @azilikin CRACKED IT!! TECHNO IS FOR THE GAYS, RANBOO IS FOR TRANS PEOPLE, PHILZA IS FOR INSTABILITY/DADDY ISSUES!! IF ONE OF THEM IS YOUR COMFORT STREAMER THEN YOUR FAVOURITE TROPE IS FOUND FAMILY AND YOU WOULD DIE FOR RANBUN

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You’ve never been a hero.

[Click for better quality. Please, please reblog if you like it! It helps me a lot and if you write something in the tags I WILL read it.]