#DONT CALL THIS LAME ITS SO POG

[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 43

parsleys trying to shop in this small town, looking for ingredients! zen goes with :3 backseat cooking! teya's going to a very small library and wheatley follows. androids just chilling. senna and papyrus just walk around.

not a lot of books here. one of sunnies books is here lol its very dusty. wheatley dusts it off. teya presti's it :3 wheatley is looking for a recipe book? "thinking of helping parsley?" "No." pfffft. foraging manual cool.

leather bound book? wheatley looks inside! homemade recipes :3 nothing of interest for teya sadly. some books are supporting a table lol.

parsley buying spices nice. bulk barn need seperate storage containers. zen says he should get some garlic xD parsley shoots him a look. the girls are fighting~ DIY italian herb mix pog. zen seens some parsley herb and points it out lol. deep long suffering sigh XD zen stop judging his spice choices!

parsley says hes doing something with meat. just meat? more judging with zen honestly im with him. wheres the starch? teya uses sending and says theres no porn here lol. parsley tells zen that XD

wheatley goes to look for senna lol and teya looks for parsley. papyrus just telling his cool tales as they head back toward android. teya looks at parsley and goes 'fucking wild right?' wild indeed says zen xD more spice arguing XD they swear to god and robogod shows up for a second and asks to not be included in this lol.

wheatley hears teya call zen soup boy xD lets go soup boy!

senna and papyrus are having an indepth convo about shoes xD he makes a lame pun about shoe soles and senna groans and says he takes after his brother lol.

as we walk off, it starts to get very hot. whyyy is it hot. not so many plants, all dried up. parsley is thinking its very easy to set a fire lol. god its such a dry heat ouch. the ground is black and the cracks are glowing. parsley dares teya to stick her hand in it. NO DONT DO THAT. teya sticks her skeletons hand in there. theres a jet of intense heat and scorches her hand ouchie.

lets never come here again please xD senna casts ray of frost and it dissipates very fast. well shit. the ground shakes beneath zen so he makes us stop moving and a BIG thing of fire pops up. oh no. paths gone. parsley lost his eyelashes lol. zen shows him in a mirror ohno. senna offers to buy him a spa day when this is over XD

zen asks how were handling the heat. teya and parsley are drenched in sweat, sennas fine :3 he searches in his token and gives them a potion to help them bear the heat. wheatley runs past them and they feel a blast of hot air lol. zen also gives us some water.

we notice a large hill? and a cave! in we go! we hear a gigantic roar and behind us is a fully grown red dragon. IN THE CAVE NOW GOGOGO! wheatley keeps lagging behind? parsley tries to grab him but remembers hes very hot and yells at android to grab him. just picks him up and books it.

the dragon blasts fire breathe at us! teya and papyrus get hit pretty bad jesus. the rest barely avoid it. some of papyrus armor melted too F. he heals teya quick! wheatleys fans are spinning really fast. this cave is brutally hot wtf.

sennas feeling the heat now oof. android tries to figure out whats wrong with wheatley. hes loopy lol. can we put wheatley in the token to cool him down? parsley comments he wanted to put android in the token lol. teya tries to cast a spell she doesnt know?! ohno. she tried to summon a mansion but fucked it up and its small and broken down.

parsley groans and tries to make the door bigger? my guy? he notices the inside smells like mold ewww. as soon as parsley tries to make it bigger it retaliates and he has to book it so he doesnt disappear with it wtf. teya is exhausting herself doing this. its even worse a nat 1. its a mouse hole.

robogod has an idea! rouge aint doing so well either lol. android looks around and says somethings strange. something about the walls? senna notices the cracks arent jagged. they flow in smoothe lines?

its ready! zen pulls out a suit? like a hazmat or mr freeze?! some of the tubes have to go through him. portable coolant xD parsley asks zen if theres anymore of the potion for rouge. of course! and one for senna so she feels normal lol. wheatley holds her hand lol.

androids trying to be nice lol holy shit. senna checks on papyrus. into the cave! stop getting hotter you asshole cave. one of the smoothe cracks glows and bursts into fire in front of everyone. wheatley instincly yanks senna behind him and gets a headpat lol. the fire is very bright and takes form! fire elementals!

we kill them nice yay! papyrus does his classic victory pose. keep moving its cramped. twists and turns all over and suddenly it goes straight up? broken through? huh.

giant fucking chasm holy shit, can barely see the ceiling?! senna whistles and chucks a pebble into the room lol. lots of air blowing. parsley says we gotta gtfo. agreed.

senna android and zen see strange formations on the ceiling. senna points up for everyone to see. very strange. weird indents going whoop in a straight line. on the side theres big curved pillars along the walls all in a row.

everyone but wheatley and teya notice theres slow movement?! weird giant rock formation that shrinks and grows and we hear air move with it. senna says dont wake it up. android says its lungs?!?! GET US TF OUT OF HERE. the pillars are ribs wtf is this.

its shaking nope nope nope. fire bursts out, it feels familiar to teya? PRIMORDIAL FIRE HOLY SHIT. parsley has no eyebrows fuck. its making a giant golem fuck we gotta go. it burns away magic. WE NEED TO RUN.

parsley tries to fly but his wings hurt too much ouchie! at least the golem is slow. wheatley is fucking fused to teya cause he grabbed her like a dumbass so when she flies he goes with her. and hes also hanging onto senna. great. shes being partially dragged.

theres a big opening in the side! zen casts fly on everyone with his lute! the ground beneath us sorta looks like a person as we get into the sky. lets not spingledorf about this.

we land outside the desert area thankfully. senna carefully removes wheatleys hand off of her then carefully helps teya. extremely bad senna healing words right on the hand. presti wheatleys hand as much as possible thank god.

time to set up camp everyone needs a goddamn nap. zen tries to comfort wheatley. teya is fabricating some gloves for herself lol. parsley is sitting on the ground with his head in his hands. senna helps set up the tents and stuff. no one tell sunnie.

zen checks on teya, yeah shes not ok lol. he checks on parsley, he grumbles he fucking hates caves. "are you claustrophobic?" yeah he is lol. he pours water on his wings trying to help lol. it does seem to help neat. zen chases him until parsley takes it himself and flips him off lol.

androids lost in thought. senna helps papyrus fix his armor a bit. android asks teya about that first camp with zorbolts bots and them messing with the energy stuff. no way zorbolts THAT stupid...right? haha....how the hell did he even take that things heart???

yeah we gotta...somehow...stealth this. fun. so. parsley. still gonna cook? wheatley is isolating himself. parsley finds a raptor wtf. guess thats for dinner??? teya goes to wash herself cause shes stinky.

zen shit talking parsleys cooking decisions xD zen stop backseat cooking! teyas back nice. everyone wants to backseat cook xD wheatleys gone someone should go get him. parsley tells zen to make a non-soup side dish.

teya sits by wheatley. hes disassembling some of his armor to make himself some gloves. hes not having a good time. teyas not mad at you my buddy calm yourself. wheatley says we arent like him. hes disconnected from everyone cause we have families and he really doesnt. he shouldnt even be here anymore. hes gonna outlive all of us.

buddy were all gonna die. live in the moment.

food! zen made potato soup on the side wtf xD parsleys pissed. senna comments she had dinos in her zoo wtf. their argument is unhinged. android tells senna he gets way worse about soup lol.

senna also implies they ate the zoo animals when they died? zen tips the meat in the soup the little shit. teya says they should fuck and get it over with xD senna messages both of them and lies and says theirs was better XD

teya says not having soup is a nice change xD android says ohno. zen is going on a soup rant holy shit. parsley grabs a bowl of soup and attempts to dump it on zens head?! android says thisll be entertaining.

zen turns around and stares at him. he tugs parsley close and starts walking toward the meat! he rubs it against his face! This feels dirty somehow. He smushes soup on teya wtf why. He yells at senna for soup slurping. Wheatley shoves zen and android gets tf out of the way as zen chases him.

senna asks teya if she should contact robogod xD teya and parsley go bathe lol. senna cleans up the mess with presti. later, both zen and parsley have terrible sex while senna and everyone else play shogi in the woods.

sorry my notes are all over im sleepy and dizzy oof