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boyfriend’s subconscious wants you to think he hasn’t fallen asleep...

Facebook messenger chimes in the other room where bae has fallen asleep...

He hums a singsong tune to the messenger chime throwing in a “Baybee, hello” in the middle of his humming. 

I respond hello and that I am almost done with my knee exercises(at home pt post knee surgery). He singsongs “mmm hmm hmmm” and promptly falls back asleep. 

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Things...

I have remembered that I have a Tumblr. Hello. 

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Magic Mushroom House Built Under the Influence of Hallucinogenic Drugs

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How To Get Coffee

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Elusive mountain man breaks into Utah cabins, defaces religious icons, & enjoys alcohol and coffee.

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Truth.

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Coming Soon, Ferris Bueller is Back in 2012 Super Bowl Teaser Ad

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Everywhere is the blindspot.

Texting While Walking, A Cautionary Video by Casey Neistat

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A witch. Or a Victorian lady with a hat.

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Sweet blob animal in my beer. Could easily double as Ditto, the Pokémon.

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Updated Lineup For 2012 Coachella

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Dragon in my beer foam. Or an animal of sorts. Or whatever you see.

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Map of United States in my beer. (It had started dissipating by the time I snapped the pic.)

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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested By Madison, Wisc. Police

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The 95% is the only reason I have a phone.

How To Use a Smartphone

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Drove 2 1/2 hours on back country roads in Sept. to one of the best basement shows I've ever seen. Was also given a free cup to the keg I didn't know was gonna be there. Skihaus rules.

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How many people are gonna regret tonight?