skam-rascals

[skam-rascals]

Tao: Hey Harry when I refer to you in my documentary. Would you prefer ‘imbecile’ or ‘incompetent’?

Harry: …Well I would prefer ‘incompetent’ but-

Tao: K, thanks bye

[skam-rascals]

Charlie: I sorta did something and I want some advice but I don’t want any judgement or criticism

Tao: And you thought to come to me?

[skam-rascals]

Nick & Charlie: *Coming up with an excuse to go makeout*

Charlie: Would you look at that, we are all out of ham!

Nick, with a mouthful of ham: How could that be?!

Charlie: Guess we better go get some… bye!

[skam-rascals]

Darcy: And one thing led to another and I just, I stole it

Tara: You stole it?

Darcy: … Yeah

Tara: But that’s stealing!

[skam-rascals]

Nick: You seem to make a lot of people of this team very nervous

Harry: Yeah, that’s cuz they’re a bunch of bitch-ass white boys

Nick, sighing heavily: Hate to break it to you, but you are also a ‘bitch-ass white boy’

[skam-rascals]

Nick: This morning Charlie said ‘hey let me see the shirt you’re wearing’ I took it off, he put it on and left … I’d be mad if it wasn’t so well executed

[skam-rascals]

Nick: Turns out you have the legal obligation to let me rest my head in your lap whenever I desire … I’m sorry but it is the law

Charlie: Well I suppose I’m nothing if not a law-abiding citizen :)

[skam-rascals]

Nick, tipsy: Ok who dares me to go confess my feelings to Charlie?

Otis: Oh god not this again

Charlie: Babe, real quick reminder … we’ve been dating for two years

[skam-rascals]

Isaac: He said he liked you didn’t he?

Charlie: Well the thing with that was, I’d had three Tia Maria’s so maybe he actually said something really weird like ‘I’m an emu’

[skam-rascals]

Coach Singh, to Harry: Someday you’re gonna get bitch-slapped and I’m not gonna do a damn thing about it

[skam-rascals]

Charlie: Come on Tori it’s just a party

Tori: And hell is just a sauna

[skam-rascals]

One time I was drunk and asked my dog to get my water bottle and she didn’t so I cried

- Nick Nelson

[skam-rascals]

Charlie: Ok who else thought Nick was my boyfriend?

Charlie: … Nick put your hand down

[skam-rascals]

Nick teaching Charlie Rugby

Charlie: I win

Nick: What? I have you pinned down on the ground

Charlie: I know :)

[skam-rascals]

Movie Nights

Charlie: Tao we’re all on your side, so if you’re also on your side, it’s petty

[skam-rascals]

We’ve all got weaknesses, take me for instance. I’m tragically funny and good looking

- Darcy

[skam-rascals]

Good Morning! I’m so glad you’re awake. An urgent matter requires your immediate attention! It’s me!

- Nick to Charlie (Arriving home drunk at 2am)