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Charlie: I need a favour

Tao: I would die for you Charlie!

Charlie: Alright that’s a little dramatic Tao

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Nick in 10 Years

A student: You’re Mr Diarrhoea Head!

Nick: Please don’t say that to me right now. I’m going through a thing right now, so please don’t say that. I’m asking you, please don’t call me that :(

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Jane: I was able to raise to fully functional kids

Tori: You have two kids I don’t know about?

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Nick: I was pretty sure you’d sleep in and forget to meet me this morning

Charlie: Wouldn’t have forgotten if I was sleeping with you

Nick: But look at this… Jesus *Bisexual Panic* … But look at this dog I saw in the park

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Nick: Oh Char you had a crush on me… that’s embarrassing

Charlie: Nick, we’re married

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Charlie: How do you answer the phone?

Tao: No he’s dead, this is his son

Charlie: :(

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Charlie: *Got caught talking to Ben* -_-

Nick: You need me over here Char?

Charlie: No, all good

Nick: Hey Ben :)

Charlie: No we don’t like Ben

Nick: Got it, Eat a dick Ben!

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If I was gay, you are my number one choice.

- Nick (a few days into being friends with Charlie)

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Rugby Practice

Nick: I’m out here for a while, so if you wanna go in…. I don’t wanna force you to be out here

Charlie: I like hanging out with you

Nick: Yes!

Charlie, grinning: I can go in though, if you want me too…

Nick: Stoooop :(

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In the face of any problem ever

Sahar & Nick: You know what? Fuck that! We’re not the problem, we’re bloody Bisexual Icons!

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Car ride back to the concert

Tara: So what about the rest of the show, any one else you’re interested in seeing perform?

Nick: No don’t care, only interested in seeing Char

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Nick: Tara, Darcy! We thought you’d never return!

Nick: *Putting his arm around Charlie* A certain delicate flower spent all night crying in the shower.

Charlie: And I was pretty bummed too!

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Tao: I have a question… if Charlie was in Charlie’s bed and Nick was in Charlie’s bed. What was going on in said bed!?

Charlie, lying: Nothing… he needed a place to sleep

Tao: ‘Needed a place to sleep’ a likely story -_-

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Charlie: Is this a date?

Nick: A date! What?! No! We’re just two friends, two friends wh- Do you want it to be?

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Tao: What movie do you wanna watch?

Charlie: I figured I’d let you pick cause you’re bossy

Tao: Don’t say I’m bossy

Charlie: Ok! … but you are

Tao: *Glares*

Charlie: … little bit

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Darcy: Man you got so drunk last night

Nick: No I didn’t!

Tara: You spent the whole night flirting with Charlie

Nick: So, he’s my boyfriend

Tara: You started crying when you asked if he had a boyfriend, and he said yes

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Charlie: Don’t be absurd, Nick and I do not use pet names

Elle: Mmhmm, what do bees make?

Charlie: Honey?

Nick, walking into the room: What’s up baby?