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AFFIRMATIONS
you do NOT have chuunibyou
you have DARK POWERS
your cursed eye MUST NOT be unsealed
your redemption IS within the ETERNAL PARADOX
you CAN ask the cashier for that water cup BY YOURSELF
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I'ma just leave these here for like... *Cough* Research purposes and such.
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Boulder Vignette | Olympic National Forest
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needy, desperate, pathetic Art donaldson owns a special place in my heart
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"You ever think—what if Death did catch us? She'd force us to go to the afterlife and split up." "I will make sure that never happens."
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maybe we'll meet at applebees and he'll kiss me by his jeep
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DARK AGE | feat. the shipping notebook (so far)
Can I interest you in a new ship?
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REGOLUS: DARK AGE | Chapter 21: Judgement → Aelys & JB discuss the train incident
Ever since we have been travelling together, I have hurt you, the people you care about and constantly, more or less, gone against what I believe to be your moral compass. And yet... you wanted to save me.
Bonus Rachel:
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You seat a table of three for breakfast and the woman says hmm yes I will have a loaded waffle tower please and you say ma'am that's a children's item and she says so and you say okay fine and the man who brought a whole laptop in says ah, I will have what the lady is having and an orange soda and you say for breakfast and he says of course and then the guy who is clearly a criminal says what kind of bread do you use for your French toast and you say ... White and he says can I sub brioche and you say we don't have brioche and he sighs and says I'll get the rooty tooty... Whatever the cowboy omelette and the other two start razzing him about being a cowboy and when you come to check up on them the woman is playing airplane with the loaded waffle tower trying to get the criminal to eat it and they tip $200 and your watch has been replaced with a better watch
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