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so I’m watching the Road House remake and (obviously) want to crib from it for an outsider POV, and the idea of Jason playing bouncer for a few weekends deep in the Narrows is killing me.

gets the job because the bar owner saw him beat the shit out of a mugger as a civilian

needed the cash

no one cares who he is

first few nights is just breaking up minor skirmishes until the local biker gang shows up with a grudge

“Before we start, do you guys have insurance? Like, good medical insurance, it covers everything? Do you have dental?”

one biker, from the back in a small voice: “I have Aetna actually—”

“How far away is the closest in-network hospital? Like it would be hard for you to get to it from here?”

everyone’s laughing like he just said something funny. Jason shrugs and squares up, he did his due diligence, Bruce would be satisfied.

*proceeds to beat the shit out of 6-8 bikers*

*has a crisis of conscience when they’re all rolling on the ground crying*

*ten minutes later they’re all piled in the backseat of Jason’s shitty car*

“Bump.” *cue chorus of groans from the backseat as they run over a pot hole*

Jason drops off his gaggle of injured bikers at the ER entrance, but again feels guilty and walks in with them to describe the injuries to the intake nurse

“Are they your friends?” “No I just beat them up.”

*walks away* *out of the corner of his eye Jason sees one of the injured bikers give him a trembling thumbs up with his broken arm*

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"We had a question from an executive at the end of the premiere where Hardison says, you know, maybe I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to watch you do a job where you get beat up all the time. And the exec from Amazon - it was a very nice exec - said, well why doesn't he say to Eliot, 'You should quit too'? And I said, because Eliot will never quit. Like Hardison knows Eliot too well to ask that question. Hardison knows Eliot's ideal death is to die with his boots on on a job, and he's never gonna stop, so don't ask about it. And that was Hardison's way of saying 'I worry about you' in a way. The two guys who aren't gonna talk about their feelings talk about their feelings." - John Rogers on The Side Job and Leverage: Redemption S3

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There's something about this that I find absolutely charming and adorable.

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Today I had a crackhead call me the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen and also helped 3 different old ladies putting their groceries into their car, two of which I had to practically force not to give me money or deer jerky in thanks. The Midwest is truly a beautiful place

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1x1- “The Too Many Rembrandts Job”

1x2- “The Panamanian Monkeys Job”

1x10- “The Unwellness Job”

1x12- “The Golf Job”

1x13- “The Hurricane Job”

2x1- “The Debutante Job”

2x2- “The One Man’s Trash Job”

2x3- “The Tournament Job”

2x4- “The Date Night Job”

2x8- “The Turkish Prisoner Job”

2x10- “The Work-Study Job”

2x12- “The Museum Makeover Job”

3x1- “The Weekend in Paris Job”

3x2- “The Digital Frankenstein Job”

3x4- “The Hustler Job”

3x7- “The Shakedown in Clone-Town Job”

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Leverage (2008) // the gang x taglines

HI I'M BACK. Sorry for abruptly vanishing (again). I had sepsis (again). I’m home now though and have open Wi-Fi again so here’s our guys

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Parker using the name ‘Marta Cabrera’ to con a man who exploits and abuses the poor and the immigrants and children for profit. Marta Cabrera, the same name for the poor immigrant who was pushed around and intimidated and harassed and lied to by an entitled rich white family for a fortune they didn’t deserve in a story about justice and worth and what people do to take what they think they deserve. Man I love this show so much

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Charlie Kirk may have a 70 IQ, but his racism comes in around 20 points lower.

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STOP SAYING THAT BISEXUALITY REQUIRES A GENDER PREFERENCE AND STOP SAYING THAT BISEXUALITY IN NON-INCLUSIVE!! STOP MAKING UP LIES THAT BISEXUALITY EVEN HAD THESE RESTRICTIONS!! STOP CONTRIBUTING TO BISEXUAL ERASURE AND STOP BEING A BIPHOBIC ASSHOLE!!

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GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

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I had all and then m̲o̲s̲t̲ ̲o̲f̲ ̲y̲o̲u̲ some and now none of you

every song ever is about melfrank actually 🎵

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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

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If you as a leftist can understand that

the Trump administration is using the concept of violence against women to oppress transgender people and strip back civil rights

AND violence against women is a real societal issue that needs to be taken seriously, especially when women's safety and autonomy is directly attacked by the same right wing politicians claiming to care about it to further their agenda

Then you can also understand that

the Trump administration is using the concept of antisemitism to perpetuate oppress activists and strip back freedom of speech

AND antisemitism is a real societal issue that needs to be taken seriously, especially when Jewish safety is directly attacked by the same right wing politicians claiming to care about it to further their agenda

Right? ...Right??