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How do you stop caring what people think? I'm literally paralyzed by what others think of me. I hate the idea of people thinking or talking about me when I'm not there. I just want to not exist in people's mind when I'm not physically there in front of them.
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Good morning to everyone who is tired. Especially to Orange Cassidy and Renee Paquette.
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Sabo, but like, hes wearing a ridiculously tall top hat
(Love your art <3)
[enter Doug dimmidome owner of the Dimsdale Dimmi-dome reference here]
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based off this post
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I love this generation. I hope we all die.
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It's always so funny when Hebrew names don't change much in spelling when they're anglicized, but the difference in pronunciation is night and day.....
-David. Anglos: "Day-vid". Hebrew speakers: "Dah-veed".
-Michael. Anglos: "My-cull". Hebrew speakers: "Me-chah-el".
-Naomi. Anglos: "Ny-oh-me." Hebrew speakers: "Neh-oh-me."
-Rachel. Anglos: "Ray-chull*." (*CH as in Cheese) Hebrew speakers: "Rah-chell".
-Levi. Anglos: "Lee-vy". Hebrew speakers: "Leh-vee".
-Asher. Anglos: "Aah-shur". Hebrew speakers: "Ah-sher".
-Leah. Anglos: "Lee-ah". Hebrew speakers: "Leh-ah" or "Lay-ah".
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characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.
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Jason: Come on Nightwing! He's gonna get kidnapped by someone if we don't do it first!
Dick: I know but we can't take him with us. Baby brothers are a lot of responsibility and you can't even clean up after yourself. Besides what about all of the secrets that we can't let anyone know about?
Tim, about to go from 0 attentive family members to 4: Funny story....
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These felt combinable to me
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do you ever think about how goddamn weird it would have been for those first soldiers Steve rescues from HYDRA, in TFA up to that point he was a glorified mascot, right? so it'd be like: you're trapped in a forest fire, and suddenly Smokey the Bear shows up to save you
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The pirate captain and the shark lady 💕
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Canonically, Clark and Dick are really close, right? I'm just saying it would be the funniest thing if when Dick knows his brothers are up to some shit but he's busy, he just calls up Clark to drag them out of it.
Like imagine you're the big, bad, Red Hood, busting a smuggling ring, then SUPERMAN shows up, DOES YOUR JOB IN TEN SECONDS, and is like, "N wanted me to make sure you're safe". Superman raises an eyebrow and Jason hangs his head and lets himself be picked up. He loses at least half of his street cred that day and he delivers another eight heads in a duffle bag to make up for it
Red Robin is fucking with the League of Assassins solo, way over his head, then FUCKING SUPERMAN shows up, one-shots everyone, then proceeds to pick up Red Robin like a scruffed kitten and start lecturing him about the importance of backup. What can you do except literally just take it? Tim's as red as a tomato because he tried to do something solo for ONCE and got fucking embarrassed for it. Lesson learnt, never again.
When it comes down to Damian? Dick just sends Jon. Jon doesn't even ask—he literally just picks Damian up by his underarms and flies off with him, entirely unimpressed. He inherited the Super-patented tolerance to Bat nonsense™️ and refuses to listen to whatever BS reason Damian has for putting himself into another death tournament. Damian’s fuming, but he knows full well that if he gives attitude, Jon will just drop him off in the middle of nowhere.
They're constantly teased for needing a Kryptonian babysitting service to keep them in line in the cape community and very much resent Dick for it. Dick is completely unapologetic, and only feels slight regret when Bruce sends Clark to get him once because, "thank you, Uncle Clark—oh my GOD, BRUCE, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR ALMOST AS LONG AS YOU, I CAN HANDLE MYSELF-" and his siblings are laughing because sweet, sweet, karma.
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Hey, so...
…”Will you tag (something that is not a common phobia or trauma trigger)?” is always an appropriate request. Even if you’re asking “will you tag for the letter ‘e’,” you’re not crossing boundaries unless the person you’ve asking has already said, clearly, that they will not tag for a thing.
However, “no,” is an equally appropriate reply. It’s nice to have reasons (no I will not tag frogs because I post too many frogs and I forget, meaning that the tag will not protect you; no, I will not tag Disney princesses because it says “Disney princesses” in my blog description and you knew this was a dead dove before you took a bite), but they are absolutely not required.
“Will you tag for birds of prey?” “No. Please unfollow me if you require that tag.” is a perfectly polite exchange.
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Beast Boy’s powers would be so much funnier if he didn’t turn green. imagine u live in teen titans tower & one day there’s a pigeon sitting on the breakfast table. it’s probably just beast boy. probably. but it just sits there pecking at cereal and you’re left grappling w/ the suspicion that someone left the window open again
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Been gone for a moment so a steph sketch!
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I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
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