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Evan being a hair puller in a sexual and not sexual way. Barty being a biter in a sexual and not sexual way.

Like Barty just sitting there and Evan pulling his hair cause he can. Barty just biting Evan anywhere for no reason and carrying on like nothing because he can.

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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I've definitely left hate asks but never on anon

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

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Only day you can reblog this

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NORMALIZE ROMANTIZING EVERYTHING LIFES TO FUCKING HARD NOT TO!! AND I MEAN EVERYTHING DISORDERS, GENDER, SEXUALITY, SEX, CRYING, SEEING SOMETHING AS PRETTY MAKES IT TEN THOUSAND TIMES BETTER TO DEAL WITH

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screaming french snowmen

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My relationship with Percy Jackson is complex because it depends on which Percy Jackson I’m talking about

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Percy? I love him, protect at all costs

Heroes of Olympus+ Percy? I’m in love with him

Film Percy? Literally couldn’t care less

Show Percy? Stay the FUCK away if I hear one thing out of line I will hunt you down

Musical Percy? That’s my best friend, if it wasn’t for musical Annabeth I’d tell you he’s gay

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percy jackson canonically loves led zepplin, driving, basketball, and is a terrible singer. he loves his mom more than anyone (except wifey), he brags about his bad dance moves, he knows about technology and social media but doesn’t know how to use it for the life of him, he knows a bunch of random trivia (from annabeth), and he makes horrible cheesy jokes every 3.5 seconds.

i fear he is in fact a suburban white dad

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the hell-spawn dog literally guarding the gates of the underworld: no one ever plays with me :(

annabeth chase, crying: thats the saddest thing i've ever heard

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Me and Markiplier were in Squid Game season 2. I remember being annoyed that he was the only one not speaking Korean.

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"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

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