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Hey...so I know I was supposed to post something today for AHiT's 5th anniversary and whatnot, but things just got so much more ahead of me than I thought (i.e. schoolwork + general laziness), so I will unfortunately not be able to make the annual post.

BUT! I will instead be posting a thing or two in the coming weeks to make up for it, so this year won't be entirely fruitless in content!! I think y'all are really gonna like what I've got planned: one of these things, for instance, is something I've been meaning to post for a long, long time (since 2018, to be exact!).

Stay tuned, folks! And happy 5th birthday, A Hat in Time!! 🎂

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Life's been tough for everybody recently, so I figured I'll do the nice thing and have The Conductor read you all a bedtime story to get you to sleep. In the most vulgar way possible.

Happy 4th birthday, AHiT! 🎂

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Oh hey AHiT turned 3 today, I guess

Here, have a video of Snatcher singing Other Friends

(i miss you guys so much 😢)

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Hey guys, just wanted to rise from my grave to let you all know that this exists.

Have fun~ 😉

(also happy 2nd birthday ahit 🎂)

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And now, to honor the season of Christmas, I would like to share with you the newest face of your holiday-themed nightmares: Howl the Killer Snowman.

Sweet dreams. 💀🎄❄

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Preeetty sure that's cheating.

...Eh, it's cute, we'll count it anyway. 🤷‍♀️

Snatcher Week, Days 4, 5, 6, 7

I didn’t have the time to do every prompt this week, but I mashed the last 4 together so I did at least one more picture for Snatcher Week, even if it is late.

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:(

Your Snatcher ran into a problem that it couldn't handle, and now it needs to restart.

fool machine broke

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I never thought I needed this in my life, but... here we are.

Thank you, @that1nkyone. Keep at it. 😁

okay hear me out

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💜 Day 1: FOOOOOL!!! 💜

And Snatcher Week (for me, at least) has officially begun! Gotta say, procrastination can be such a pain in the ass...

Pretty proud of this one. Expect me to be done with this by the 31st, but don't make that an absolute promise.

(Day 2 coming soon)

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IT BEGINS

(Day 1 coming soon...)

IT’S TIME FOR THE WEEK OF SNATCHER!

Hosted by @planettvenuss @snackiies @snatchersnatched and me!

Q. What is Snatcher Week?

Snatcher Week is an event that lasts from Monday 10.22 throughout Sunday 10.28. During this week, you will have a different prompt each day. Remember, you are not OBLIGATED to follow the prompt list! You can draw whatever content of The Snatcher you like till your heart’s content!

Q. I’m a writer, am I still allowed to participate?

Absolutely! Remember, this is a week dedicated to The Snatcher! You can make a video, draw a picture, write a fic, and so on! Don’t limit your creativity!

Q. What is the purpose of Snatcher Week?

Just to give our good ole’ villain noodle some love! It’s the month of spookiness so what better time than now?

Q. How do I submit my entries for Snatcher Week?

Easy! If you plan on uploading your submission on Tumblr, make sure to tag it as #Snatcher Week! If you’d like you may also tag one of the event organizers, that way we don’t miss your post!

Q. I skipped a day! What do I do?

That’s okay! We’re not going to treat you like dirt for missing a day, take work at your own pace! It’s all about having fun!

That said, we hope to be able to bring the community together for this week! We all love this spooky man and he deserves some appreciation this week!

We’re very excited to see how this turns out and we hope you all have fun! <3

(Image by @planettvenuss)

We also have a discord server! You are not required to join, but we figured it’d be nice to have somewhere where folks can hang out and talk about Snatcher Week!

Join here!

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Great, now I can only think about Snatcher singing Heroes at the top of his lungs.

I

I WILL BE KING

AND YOU

YOU WILL BE QUEEN

Give me... Snatcher headcanons... Pls...

- despite the hundreds of souls he’s stolen, snatcher will make an exception to any animals that happen to wander in his forest.

- snatcher listens to bowie 👀

- snatcher knows how to operate technology, but chooses to live traditionally simply because it’s the comforting life he’s used to

- snatcher stopped dreaming after he died, he only experiences the occasional nightmare

- given the opportunity, snatcher will put bacon bits on every piece of food. steak with bacon bits is his favorite in particular.

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OH, IT IS MOTHERPECKIN' OOOOON

boi now you make me wanna do like a snatcher appreciation week and lets all just shower him with nothing but love, respect and affection and nothing else

MY BROTHER LETS GO FOR IT LET S FUCKIN GIVE THIS MAN SOME LOVE AND APPRECIATION!!!!!!!!!!

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The Mumble badge in a nutshell.

alien language is weird

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Fanart.

Now.

Everyone having the short temper and Scottish accent of the Conductor

It wouldn’t change too much for non attacking npcs other than the accent and tendency to swear2

Enemies that would normally wait for Hat Kid to attack first would instead attack her first off

Everyone carries knives though

Some say you can hear yelling, even in space

The Conductor is the only one who’s relaxed in this one, filming calming nature documentaries instead of action or thriller movies.

He also sounds like David Attenborough in this timeline.

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Preach, @1generichatintimeaccount1. Preach.

Roses are red, i like to eat plaster

Hat Kid is fast

But the statues are faster

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The true Death Wish experience.

Death Wish in 3 Pages