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[staggers in, dropping bucket and shovel] I-- It's done, boss... Lazy river all filled, and a bonus pool at the end with a swim up bar.... fully stocked with cider and vodka, your favs. Do... do you need anything else? I-if not I'm gonna... head back to the other factory... [via. tupstervision]

geez you took your bloody fuckin time though didn’t you??? you’d better not be this slow again or gods be damned, you’re gettin replaced.

go do your shitty girl guiding bullshit or whatever the hell it is you do over with those other bastards. you’ll know it when you’re needed back here, and don’t you dare be fuckin late.

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good. you better be, cause there's nothing worse than running out of margarita before you even get in the pool.

so i walk out my patio door and i go down the garden in my flip-flops with my margarita and innertube. im all excited to go and relax after a hard day of work and all i find is a big fuckin empty trench turps what the hell is this where the fuck is my lazy river its been 84 years

Oh piss!! Sorry boss I’m on it! You can count on me!!!! [grabs an armload of bucket and heads for the beach]

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[he drinks a little more of his margarita, raising the glass up to inspect it after he's taken a sip]

it's getting really rather close, turps... you're meant to be better than this..

so i walk out my patio door and i go down the garden in my flip-flops with my margarita and innertube. im all excited to go and relax after a hard day of work and all i find is a big fuckin empty trench turps what the hell is this where the fuck is my lazy river its been 84 years

Oh piss!! Sorry boss I’m on it! You can count on me!!!! [grabs an armload of bucket and heads for the beach]

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yeah man of course we have a bar! how else would we be able to make the most of peoples naivety when it comes to willingly and regularly buying overpriced alcoholic beverages, eh?

we do still have the pool, so if you'd rather try and get yourself a spot as a pool boy, that position's open as well..

Hello Sips is it? Your the owner of Sips Co right? [in his arms is a bass guitar and a amp paced on the floor next to him] (SparklingSparklezRP)

yep you’re lookin at none other than ol’ sipsy right here. you after dirt or something else? we do specialize in dirt and dirt-related products, but can do pretty much anythin’ if you’ve got the dosh.

[he examines the other guy carefully, his gaze lingering on the musical equipment for a moment and he narrows his eyes as he considers things briefly] though… we are lookin for a new dj for the bar now that i think about it…

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Hello Sips is it? Your the owner of Sips Co right? [in his arms is a bass guitar and a amp paced on the floor next to him] (SparklingSparklezRP)

yep you're lookin at none other than ol' sipsy right here. you after dirt or something else? we do specialize in dirt and dirt-related products, but can do pretty much anythin' if you've got the dosh.

[he examines the other guy carefully, his gaze lingering on the musical equipment for a moment and he narrows his eyes as he considers things briefly] though... we are lookin for a new dj for the bar now that i think about it...

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turps what the fuck this isnt even half full. cmon can’t you get at least one thing done completely and correctly?? are you even listening?? you might as well be fuckin deaf, geez

so i walk out my patio door and i go down the garden in my flip-flops with my margarita and innertube. im all excited to go and relax after a hard day of work and all i find is a big fuckin empty trench turps what the hell is this where the fuck is my lazy river its been 84 years

Oh piss!! Sorry boss I’m on it! You can count on me!!!! [grabs an armload of bucket and heads for the beach]

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[drinks some margarita] cmon turps its one third of the way down you better hurry up if you dont wanna be a disappointment and keep ol’ sipsy waiting

so i walk out my patio door and i go down the garden in my flip-flops with my margarita and innertube. im all excited to go and relax after a hard day of work and all i find is a big fuckin empty trench turps what the hell is this where the fuck is my lazy river its been 84 years

Oh piss!! Sorry boss I’m on it! You can count on me!!!! [grabs an armload of bucket and heads for the beach]

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you better have this thing filled before this margarita glass gets half empty or you're getting sent back to the honey-factory to work with the bees

so i walk out my patio door and i go down the garden in my flip-flops with my margarita and innertube. im all excited to go and relax after a hard day of work and all i find is a big fuckin empty trench turps what the hell is this where the fuck is my lazy river its been 84 years

Oh piss!! Sorry boss I’m on it! You can count on me!!!! [grabs an armload of bucket and heads for the beach]

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no turps cmon it needs doing right now, geez! what is it you get payed for, slacking off and holding us back?

so i walk out my patio door and i go down the garden in my flip-flops with my margarita and innertube. im all excited to go and relax after a hard day of work and all i find is a big fuckin empty trench turps what the hell is this where the fuck is my lazy river its been 84 years

Oh piss!! Sorry boss I’m on it! You can count on me!!!! [grabs an armload of bucket and heads for the beach]

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cmon man hurry it up this innertube isnt gonna float on air and this relaxation time is an important slot on the new timetable, it needs to happen

so i walk out my patio door and i go down the garden in my flip-flops with my margarita and innertube. im all excited to go and relax after a hard day of work and all i find is a big fuckin empty trench turps what the hell is this where the fuck is my lazy river its been 84 years

Oh piss!! Sorry boss I’m on it! You can count on me!!!! [grabs an armload of bucket and heads for the beach]

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you better not just be getting some random ass piss-filled salt water from the ocean turps. you know me, i only accept the highest of quality

so i walk out my patio door and i go down the garden in my flip-flops with my margarita and innertube. im all excited to go and relax after a hard day of work and all i find is a big fuckin empty trench turps what the hell is this where the fuck is my lazy river its been 84 years

Oh piss!! Sorry boss I’m on it! You can count on me!!!! [grabs an armload of bucket and heads for the beach]

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the just take all those sticks too he will have no sticks

or balls.

tennis balls, that is.

sjin is cheating on u

hes always cheating on me what a fuckin bozo, i hate playing monopoly with him he always plays banker and steals all the fuckin money when im not watching. and dont even get me fuckin started on when we’re playin poker.

its impossible to play anything with that cheaty-pete i swear

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maybe every time he cheats we should take away one of his tennis balls

sjin is cheating on u

hes always cheating on me what a fuckin bozo, i hate playing monopoly with him he always plays banker and steals all the fuckin money when im not watching. and dont even get me fuckin started on when we’re playin poker.

its impossible to play anything with that cheaty-pete i swear

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but he is the police you cant call the police on the police

unless its the police police then maybe you can but last i checked i dont think there is a police police.

maybe there should be

sjin is cheating on u

hes always cheating on me what a fuckin bozo, i hate playing monopoly with him he always plays banker and steals all the fuckin money when im not watching. and dont even get me fuckin started on when we’re playin poker.

its impossible to play anything with that cheaty-pete i swear

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wow youve played twister with him? hes asked me to before but hell no i aint playin that with him theres no way he'd play fair

sjin is cheating on u

hes always cheating on me what a fuckin bozo, i hate playing monopoly with him he always plays banker and steals all the fuckin money when im not watching. and dont even get me fuckin started on when we’re playin poker.

its impossible to play anything with that cheaty-pete i swear

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sjin is cheating on u

hes always cheating on me what a fuckin bozo, i hate playing monopoly with him he always plays banker and steals all the fuckin money when im not watching. and dont even get me fuckin started on when we're playin poker.

its impossible to play anything with that cheaty-pete i swear

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someone's fighting............ dirty...