I'm so stupid :)F28, she/her, ESTI like reading fanfic (and getting dangerously emotionally invested in fictional characters), baking (I’ve been told I make an excellent pumpkin pie), watching TV (see fanfic comment) and exercising (painfully).Ask me anything, I’m open!
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If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
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Bee girl and slimegirl made of honey. Thats yuri
truly this is yuri
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Les sphinx au dictionnaire - Francine van Hove
French b.1942-
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bf who makes me pose for photos while I’m giving him head because I look prettiest when my mouth is full of his cock when
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Capricorn Sun | Aquarius Moon | Cancer Rising
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Peter: Can you overdose on vitamin D?
MJ: That’s technically how Icarus died.
Ned: ICARLY DIED?
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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.
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𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘦𝘢 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦
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i'm thinking about how cats hold their babies and how so many mammals also hold their babies and also about how physical touch is a love language
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