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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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Some Jewish kids go to Narnia and the White Witch is endlessly frustrated because she wants to make it always winter but never Hanukkah, but she doesn’t follow the Hebrew calendar so she can’t accurately predict when it’s supposed to be.

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(Book depicted with editor, Cheddar Bay Biscuits).

So the book has been up for purchase for awhile, but unfortunately December is a terrible time for me to do anything.

Behold!

The third book in the Good Clean Dirt series!

Do you have to read the first and second books to understand what's going on? Probably! I mean, I trust you to pick up some stuff from context.

But just in case, they are available on Amazon.

Do you like weird cult shit? Do you like small towns with dark secrets? Do you like watching the main character get hit in the head a lot?

You're gonna like this series, probably!

A florist who moonlights as a local deity in a small Appalachian town is persuaded into, well... let's just go ahead- bite the bullet and call it 'fraud'- by someone with the worst intentions. And things are going great... at least until those local legends start seeming a little too real.

Trigger warnings under the cut

Mild violence, head trauma, self harm mention, suicide mention, domestic violence

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You are the Dark Queen—the most powerful being of your entire universe. Your lair is breached by an aspiring hero—a pitiful thing, easily crushed.

Except they keep coming back.

PLAY ON ITCH.IO

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Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

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spring is almost over so i thought i’ll draw my favorite miku, sakura miku

commission info | this drawing on twitter

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