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I JUST REALIZED THIS MF ONLY GOT 4 FINGERS

There is something so nostalgic about getting to watch a Christmas movie you once forgot about.

There is also something so fundamentally wrong when that movie was one you had only watched on VHS prior, and streaming it has taken away the charms of the “be kind rewind” of it all.

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There is something so nostalgic about getting to watch a Christmas movie you once forgot about.

There is also something so fundamentally wrong when that movie was one you had only watched on VHS prior, and streaming it has taken away the charms of the “be kind rewind” of it all.

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I didn’t get to go to the eras tour.

I had the eras tour at home. (I was driving through the woods listening to Majorie and it started snowing at the end)

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It’s so nice to know that in 10 years my humor has remained exactly the same.

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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Was also wondering this myself 👀

Hey um. Why r we trending

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Attempting to finish supernatural as fast as humanly possible without failing school so I can type the words “Dean/castiel” into the ao3 search bar and finally read the 16 years worth of gay fanfiction I know is on there

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So… you like gay boys?

Hear me out…

I finished heartstopper 3 yesterday, who has an obsession recommendation for me🤩

(ps that show got me crying 😭)

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Hell and suffering, I’ve been forced to go to work and leave my puppy with my parents. I’ve had a limb cut off. I’ve had her 3 days.

Here I am trying to avoid giving my dog separation anxiety and I’ve gone and given it to myself.

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Being an adult is WILD sometimes because like… who gave me this level of responsibility??? When did I prove to anyone I could handle it??? WHEN DID I PROVE IT TO MYSELF THAT I WOULD SIGN UP FOR MORE WILLINGLY????

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Just gonna drop this here because they hurt the same way

if you hold on to that yearning for too long it becomes indistinguishable from cowardice

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Wake up gays new meme template just dropped

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dean winchester would hate cyber trucks i think he'd start hunting them

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This but make it about Benny.

I really want a fanfic where Sam says something like “YOU’RE FUCKING AN ANGEL?!” and then Dean says “don’t worry he’s domesticated “

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I wanna make a Time Capsule and the only things in it is an unopened redbull can, a disposable vape, and a destiel meme that says “this capsule was made in 2024”

Of course the capsule itself would be in one of those jumbo stanly cups, they are paracticay fireproof after all, and the lead should protect it from radiation 🤠

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Confess my love? The thing that killed my friend Castiel from Supernatural?

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Oh god. I’m regressing.

I’m scrolling tumblr while I play ouran on a split screen.

The only way this could get worse is if I started playing vampire knight instead.

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My case has started to come apart because I’ve used it for so long- and when I say it I was bummed and my first thought was “I better not mess with it and just be really careful”

And then the ADHD took over and it’s become a fun little fidget toy for my pinky while I scroll