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People who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto

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So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set”

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What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and this girl yelled YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE while the other half chanted BILL BILL BILL BILL

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me watching other people’s drama

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do tumbleweeds actually blow around in the southwest or is that a myth…?

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holy shit 

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When someone touches ur butt

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me @ god: honestly… what is this 

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Oh yeah, that’s a great looking purebread. 

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A girl who’s normally very passive and quiet lashes out at a boy for making a gross comment. She’s more aggressive than usual today. “Is it your time of the month?” He asks with a smirk But he’s right. It is her time of the month. The full moon peeks from behind the clouds and she transforms into a werewolf and devours the boy whole

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you ever been so stressed that youre calm

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Bulking phase

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