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good evening to eldest daughters, people with a complicated relationship with their mother, service industry workers, big tiddy bitches, college dropouts, people who are spiritual but not religious, they/thems, nintendo gamers, and friendless loners

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Cowboy Rap!

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So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

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in case you were wondering, “owning human remains” discourse is happening on twitter right now

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GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

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not going to rest until i  find out why master shake is in this image 

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kicked out of the zoom meeting for showing my sanrio knife during class

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youre in her DMs… im in the dragon figurine aisle of the craft store and i dont even know her and im not interested

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son i have a waifu you might think is pretty “kawaii”, and her name is responsibility-chan 

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You are quite multitalented for a fictional electric rodent