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so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.
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19 and can’t cut a straight line w scissors 
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oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents
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DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE
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when your teacher yells at your friend for talking to you
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