Nah, I'm just kidding, I'm one clumsy motherfucker. Currently down bad for one Marimo ⚔️����
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons - Museum Scenery (Fish Exhibit)
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Forgot to post my costume: cybertruck driver
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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them
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for each trans person who is unable to acquire hrt or safely transition in any way i will break the fingers of every single cis person on the planet
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one of the funniest items I own is this one-inch extension cord
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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked
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my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 😨 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes ☺️ and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am ☺️
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Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’
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