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Came home from the gym disgustingly sweaty, looking forward to a long shower followed by washing the dishes and doing some laundry and making dinner, only to be greeted the moment I pull into my driveway by two dudes in my front yard telling me “we had to shut your water off :) it’ll be back on in a few hours maybe :)”

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Rip Howl Pendragon, you would’ve loved Korean skincare.

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what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

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my mom didn’t believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like “oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people’s stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it’s fun to pretend saint nicholas or ‘santa claus’ brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!”

so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially “so mac, are you being good for santa claus?” and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly “he’s dead.”

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We're all racing the clock, dearest.

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🎵 it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎵

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ngl, sometimes some tiny things are so much more romantic than grand gestures, like --

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The chickatree is all atwitter 🎵🐦🎄

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guys you don't understand i love big buff horses so much

draft horses i love u i love u i love u

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if you're a human adult you physically need to eat actual vegetables, read real books, work, exercise, be outdoors, have sex, and have other real adult humans to talk to all on at LEAST a weekly basis or else you go will literally go completely insane and the problem is too many people choose to skip all those basic needs on purpose

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“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett