sillyboigaylus
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Caelus is the name, crying is the game - pronouns he/they - high quality shitposts deliverd fresh to your dash, and sometimes mediocre art if I am feeling the create
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sillyboigaylus · 3 days ago
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sillyboigaylus · 8 days ago
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Brent Miller and Kirby Morrow having beef over the ninja ages but I edit it like those complication videos on youtube
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sillyboigaylus · 9 days ago
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Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-
Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed
Odysseus: what, no!
Penelope: that’s my husband
Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many
Penelope: I don’t give a shit
Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-
Penelope: And I would’ve done the same
Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors
Penelope: and you look fantastic
Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON
Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you
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sillyboigaylus · 10 days ago
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sillyboigaylus · 10 days ago
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god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it
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sillyboigaylus · 10 days ago
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ngl I thought the puzzle piece as an autistic symbol meant like. I am a vital puzzle piece to your society. humans would never have invented half the things they did without us. you're telling me it means I'm missing something?? buddy. listen. listen to me reeeeaal closely. no human has all the pieces to humanity. no one. no one has all the features enables no one has all the strengths weaknesses or quirks. no one has a whole puzzle. we make the freaking complete picture together. that's the freaking point.
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sillyboigaylus · 12 days ago
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Can i also point out how freaking funny is that Telemachus went on a "diplomatic" mission, only to return cosplaying as Athena to kill the suitors?
Telemachus: "im going to kill those bastards"
Athena: "no not dressed like that"
Telemachus: "ok better?"
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Athena: "yes bitch slay"
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sillyboigaylus · 12 days ago
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odysseus: whaT DO YOU MEAN MOVE THE BED????
penelope: oh sorry i thought we were playing the ask stupid questions game
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sillyboigaylus · 12 days ago
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I fucking love tomato sauce!!!!! come on guys!!!!!!!! we love tomato sauce let's talk about it!!!
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sillyboigaylus · 12 days ago
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Highly recommend just zooming in on the crew cam for low-res shenanigans and antics. Shenantics, if you will. Look at them go
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sillyboigaylus · 12 days ago
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I fucking love tomato sauce!!!!! come on guys!!!!!!!! we love tomato sauce let's talk about it!!!
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sillyboigaylus · 12 days ago
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Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.
Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.
Thinking about the fact that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.
Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.
…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.
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sillyboigaylus · 12 days ago
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I feel like it should be bigger news that in 2024 we found out a whole new category of Thing that apparently lives in humans and we have no fucking clue what it does
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sillyboigaylus · 12 days ago
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These pics are making me feel delirious Im like losing my mind
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sillyboigaylus · 14 days ago
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ok but imagine you're Telemachus
your first impression of your father is watching him slaughter dozens of men in cold blood, while screaming at them in a rage. while you had struggled to even kill one, you watch as the man said to be your father strikes them down one by one as the screams echo through the palace. and then he turns to you. and for a split second, you catch a glimpse of the venom in his eyes. of what the suitors must've seen, the monster that painted these halls with buckets of blood. and in that split second, you wonder for a moment if he'll turn on you too. so you ask, "father?" bc is this truly the same man your mother waited so many years for? the same man that you've been reminded of, that you've been compared to, your whole life?
is this man really your father?
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sillyboigaylus · 14 days ago
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Ryunosuke has no sense of personal space when it comes to Kazuma
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