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LISTEN TO ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW-

TIM DRAKE WAS A BRAINPOP JIMMY NEUTRON AND ANIMANIACS CHILD

DAMIAN IS A WILD KRATTS SONIC AND BEN 10 CHILD

and you best believe they both love Scooby-Doo

THEY ARE BOTH NERDS AND I LOVE THEM

God I'm this close to just going ahead and writing a bio child Tim AU cause oh my God it'd be fantastic

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"Tom has one of the strongest backbones of any creator I've met in the space. To say he has no backbone is just to show that you didn't really know him as a person when you did know him (...) He really idolized Dream and idolized Wilbur, and when he found out how these people were, he cut them off, BECAUSE he has integrity and BECAUSE he has a backbone." - Tubbo (paraphrased)

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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Batboys do stupid shit like compete to see who can eat the spiciest food. It’s what siblings do. It’s the law.

Duke finds ramen on Amazon with an honest-to-God warning label on it. “Caution - Do not handle with bare hands.” The boys unanimously decide that this is the ultimate test. They all regret it.

Dick asks Bruce if he wants to join them and the older man wants no parts. There’s no way this ends without vomit, painful gas, heartburn, spice in eyes, or all of the above. Bruce refuses to suffer and simply warns them not to make a mess.

Jason’s the first one down. Duke’s preparing four bowls and when Jason catches a whiff of the sauce, he tears up instantly and taps out. He’s already died once and refuses to do it again so soon.

Damian’s been eating spicy food since he cut his first tooth, but a single taste has him hiccuping. He puts his chopsticks down and runs to the sink, annoyed that he couldn’t win but more focused on willing the food to come back up. Jason rubs his back and offers him some milk to chug. Best case scenario, it helps with the spice. Worst case, you finally puke.

Dick and Tim manage a few mouthfuls each before disaster strikes. Tim starts sweating and his nose starts running. Before taking his fourth bite, he sneezes. Dick laughs while he’s chewing and something goes down the wrong pipe and oh God, it’s in my nose! He hacks and claws at his face, feeling the excruciating burn in his sinuses. He doesn’t realize that he’s got sauce on his hand until he presses his fingers into his sinuses and brushes his eye.

Damian doesn’t mean to laugh as Dick drops to the floor and writhes in agony, but it’s kind of funny. Of course, that’s when his single bite decides to come back up. Jason would find hilarious if the little gremlin hadn’t yakked all over his new shirt. And shoes. And fucking hell, how is there so much, you only took one bite!

Bruce comes into the kitchen and audibly gasps at the carnage as Tim finishes one last bite to solidify his win. The teen grins triumphantly, but the victory is short-lived. Everyone can hear his stomach gurgle unpleasantly and, to Tim’s credit, he simply pulls out a bottle of Pepto Bismol and takes a swig.

“Worth it,” he groans, beating a fist against his chest as uncomfortable heat blooms beneath his sternum. “I’ll wear this heartburn with pride.”

Duke recorded the whole thing. He saves it as “Stupid Shit” on his phone and posts it on Instagram with the hashtag #WeWereUnsupervised.

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I've tried looking, but I cant find a batfam week for 2025, would anyone be interested if I run the event myself?

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THERES NO DEFENDING THEM ANYMORE WTF

These two are the gayest platonic soulmates I’ve ever had the pleasure of shipping

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"Sorry but nothing is more sad and pathetic than a man who uses riddles as a crime" -guy I reposted from 🙂‍↕️

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I thought cats were supposed to be dumb

Why can she tell when I'm mimicking her, saying curses, or bullying her, and why, dear God, does she get MAD about it

I'm talking this purrinator is literally throwing paws if she hears 'shit' leave my mouth, I mean fully fledged glares, I mean I just got back hand SLAPPED by my miniature mew mew in the face, no claws or anything, just a damn hard slap, making me remember my youth kinda slap

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people all collectively coming to tumblr to see if ao3 is down for other people too or if it’s just them and their wifi is so poetically nostalgic when you think about it, because in some way, it’s the equivalent of those times in the past when you’re a kid and visiting your grandparents’ home and there’s a blackout and so you just walk outside of the house to see if your neighbors experience the same thing too. the ao3 is just. like. a modern version of that

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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

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Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.

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can I stay in bed until 2025

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To prove a point.

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U POOR SOUL 😟

So very glad not to be in ur shoes rn

Accidentally watched my sisters cat get a boner. I'm... I'm scared...

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That's... I thought they just multiplied...

Accidentally watched my sisters cat get a boner. I'm... I'm scared...

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best part about comic tumblr is that it is the only fandom i’ve been a part of where no one says “i just love the fandom so much we’ve created such a safe space here 🥺” like i have never seen even one post about how much someone loves the dc fandom. this is not a happy family this is a cold war and im just glad we all know that

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STOPPPP HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTER! LOOK AT THE LITTLE BERNARD OMFG