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great now make percy a hippogriff when they’re underwater (i love this so much)

hey so um. the seven but theyre my little pony characters

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birthday: depressed but hiding it for the sake of the people celebrating the day i was born

(little do they know i’m not making it to the next one)

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the unhinged tags i’m genuinely crying

Get stickbugged skuldugged lol

hiding my unhinged thoughts in the tags

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please im going to cry melancholia’s one

skulduggery characters as onion and reductress headlines part II

skully:

dexter:

val:

fletcher:

china:

skulduggery and val:

melancholia st clair:

dr nye:

ghastly and tanith:

the entire irish sanctuary:

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but i lied twice i am CRYING

Skulduggery: We agreed we'd meet unarmed. Are you unarmed? Solomon Wreath: Yes. Are you unarmed? Skulduggery, pulling out a gun: No. I lied. Wreath, pulling out a gun: So did I. Skulduggery, pulling out a second gun: But I lied twice. Wreath: Oh, you're good...

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BUT SHE DIES ON HER KNEES

the only way i'll ever accept the ending of skulduggery pleasant is if valkyrie dies in skulduggery's arms. they're both dying. it's not their best work, but goddamn did they try. valkyrie doesn't want it to be the end, but she knows it is. she's just happy she's dying in her best friend's arms.

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leo is old now

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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okay i know i picked the wrong one but who the FUCK picked thalia torches new england??? that is ONE OF THE MOST FUCKING ICONIC CHAPTER TITLES ?!?!?!!

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#6 - We Saddle Up the Party Ponies is not a real PJO chapter title!

#1 - from the sea of monsters, chapter 11

#2 - from the lightning thief, chapter 13

#3 - from the titan's curse, chapter 4

#4 - from the battle of the labyrinth, chapter 13

#5 - from the last olympian, chapter 3

#7 - from the last olympian, chapter 22

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my next-door neighbour climbed into our garden and my roommate chased her out, into her house and up the stairs.

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LEAVE ME AND MY DEPRESSION ALONE

if you think I'm getting over the irony of jason waking up with amnesia and his last single word ended up being "REMEMBER" then you're fucking wrong :)

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fuck america? no fuck us all. that’s what trump being president will do.

FUCK THIS COUNTRY

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based on who they voted for, i’m pretty sure they hate everyone

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…but the pretty rope :(

*gripping your shoulders and shaking you* you gotta promise me one thing, if nothing else. you have to promise me to live, do you hear me. and if it's for nothing else but spite, LIVE. donald trump wants you to feel defeated and alone. let's show him and all the americans who voted for him that we will not stay quiet, we will not be devided and we will LIVE. we will survive that 78-year old asshole, we will OUTLIVE him. so please reach out to friends and family, reach out to each other and STAND TOGETHER.

PLEASE, LIVE!

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unpopular opinion that’s about to get me attacked: same

unpopular opinion: i enjoy and ship caleo.

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dana was MAAAAAAD and you can TELL.

Lmao oh they were mad as hell

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thank you for the unexpected joy added to my day

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

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NO. NO LIFESAVERS. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Okay, hear me out: The seven decide to do a trauma candy salad on Piper’s social media, and within a day it becomes her most liked post and starts 6 new conspiracies.

Percy: Hey, I’m Percy Jackson, and when I was 12, I accidentally blew up the gateway arch, and there was a nation-wide manhunt for me because they thought I was a terrorist. I brought Reese's Pieces.

Annabeth: My name is Annabeth, and when I was 7 years old, I ran away from home and lived on the streets with two other kids until one of them was murdered in front of me. I brought starbursts.

Leo: Hi! I’m Leo, and my mother died in a warehouse fire, but my entire family blamed me for her death, so I was put in foster care. I brought skittles!

Piper: I’m Piper, and my dad was held hostage, and his kidnappers tried to blackmail me, so I brought the m&m's. 

Jason: My name is Jason and I was abandoned in the woods and raised by wolves. I brought some Swedish fish.

Frank: I’m Frank, and when my mom died, my grandmother kicked me out of the house and told me to go to California. After I came back to ask her about our family history, the house burned down and she vanished. I brought some gummy bears

Hazel: When I was 13, I died. I’m putting in life savers :)

Part 2!