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waking up at 4 am from a dream that I met @taylorswift is like the absolute worst form of torture, why does my unconscious mind gotta do me like that

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when you only have one word, magical. ✨ #reputationtour #reputationtoursydney #taylorswift #magical (at ANZ Stadium) https://www.instagram.com/p/BptOCPiFj1c/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lvd0gvyjek88

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trying to explain this to people like… taylor swift climbed out a grave then taylor swift crushed a pile of old taylor swifts before taylor swift called taylor swift a bitch and all the old taylor swifts stood in a line while the new taylor swift stood on a plane

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The “Look What You Made Me Do” video is out now.

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Full list of references in Taylor’s LWYMMD music video (in order)

Nils Sjoberg gravestone - The pseudonym she used when ghostwriting TIWYCF with Calvin Harris

Bathtub full of gems - Referencing what Taylor said about her persona in Blank Space music video (“like she jets sets around the world, collecting men and she can get any of them but she’s so clingy that they leave and then she cries in her marble bathtub surrounded by pearls’”)

Single dollar in bathtub - Sexual assault lawsuit trial against David Mueller where she countersued for $1 and won 

Throne of snakes - Kimye/Famous phone call incident, aka “Taylor Swift is #Exposed as a snake” 

Et tu brute? - Reference to Shakespeare when Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed in the back by someone he thought a friend (Katy Perry & stealing dancers incident?)

Car crash scene - (“Driving a Maserati down on a dead end street”) 2014 Grammy’s when she was made fun of for thinking she won Album of the Year (aka Red should’ve deserved a Grammy)

Car crash outfit/look - Resemblance to Katy Perry; reference to her feud with Katy (plus, a possible dig at her having 0 grammy’s while taylor has 7)

Robbing a bank called “Stream Co” - Taylor’s battle with Spotify/streaming services, for which she was called “money hungry” and “greedy”

Army of mannequins scene - Criticism of her group of famous friends aka “girl squad” being a cult of all skinny, pretty white girls/models

I <3 TS Shirts of Male Dancers - Referencing Tom Hiddleston wearing a I <3 TS shirt; mockery of her relationship with Tom Hiddleston

[END SCENE WITH 15 TAYLORS]

Her Surprise Face (“stop making that surprised face, it’s so annoying” “you can’t possibly be that surprised all the time” ) - Reference to people making fun of her for looking so surprised/shocked at award shows

“What’s with that bitch?” “DON’T CALL ME THAT” - Reference to Kanye’s “Famous”; how she was never told that he would refer to her as “bitch” in the song

“Oh, stop acting like you’re so nice, you are so fake” - Reference to criticism of Taylor being “fake” and not the friendly/nice/sweet girl she “poses” as

“Oh there she goes, playing the victim, again” - Reference to common criticism of Taylor always “playing the victim” 

“Getting receipts, gonna edit this later” - Reference to Kim K’s (clearly edited) recording of phone conversation between Taylor and Kanye 

“I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative” - Reference to Taylor’s response to Kim K’s recording 

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Here lies Taylor Swift’s reputation.

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Taylor “driving a Maserati down a dead end street” while holding the Grammy she didn’t win for Red is the most iconic thing I have ever witnessed.

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hey what's up hello. 👋🏻😘

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I love you. 💕😘

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ice skating today 🌨❄️⛸ (at Bathurst Winter Festival)

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must be a PlayStation fan... 😂

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cheeky little bugger 😘😘😘

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Me: *minding my own business*

Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!

Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

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