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Léa Seydoux leaving the Royal Opera House.

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“dear @lenadunhamwe, we didn’t photoshop the pic”

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Are you someone with regrets?

Did you believe all the lies about saving the NHS but when you woke up this morning you saw Jeremy Hunt, part-time scourge of the junior doctors and part-time Death Eater which will consume the NHS has decided to run for leadership of the Conservative Party and by default, Prime Minister of the UK?

Did you believe that we could control immigration only to hear that there’s no way that the EU would allow us to have a deal that doesn’t include free movement of people?

Did you get a shock this morning when Gideon back from a three day game of hide and seek, which he played by himself said that taxes absolutely must go up and spending cuts must happen? Did you feel like you have just played into a major Tory plot to oust Cameron the most moderate Tory in a fucking madhouse so they could “take back control” of your lives? 

Did you choke on your Union Jack flag waving breakfast this morning listening to Theresa May talk about how we need to leave the European Court of Human Rights next? Did you quickly realise that she is Margaret Thatcher 2.0 with a worse fashion sense and far more contempt for ordinary people?

Did you have a horrible realisation that you have played straight into the hands of the most right-wing nutcase members of the Tory party?

Do you feel Insulted? 

Hurt? 

Upset?

Do you feel like an absolute fucking lemon?

CALL US NOW ON 0845-G-E-T O-V-E-R I-T.

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Sometimes a caption isn’t even necessary.

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this is an actual thing ahahahah

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If I had been in the EU Parliament I would have stood up and told Fartage just how much of a intellectually challenged weasel, lying little fucking frog faced, babbling, projectile vomit inducing racism enabling, fascist, apologist twat he is and I'd wish him well on his endeavour to become the most unelectable person in this country since the fucking Tupperware Party. The best thing for this country is for Labour to sort their shit out and wipe the fucking floors with him. Because fucking hell I've never come across someone as vile and conceited as Fartage.

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BREAKING NEWS: PRIVILEGED PRIVATE SCHOOL BOYS TAKE DOWN GLOBAL ECONOMY, RUIN MILLIONS OF LIVES AND PLUNGE ENTIRE COUNTRY INTO UNCERTAINTY DUE TO ILL-CONCEIVED DICK-MEASURING CONTEST.

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why 17m??

Because that’s how many people voted to leave. Now it’s becoming increasingly obvious, the entire campaign to leave was based on two huge fallacies such as controlling migration which now has been retracted and giving £350m to the NHS which has also been retracted. We, the undersigned demand a referendum re-run given the fact that there was a distinct absence of facts from both sides during the last one. 

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Four things could happen and they would both be the best thing to happen to these morons.

1. We don’t leave the EU, the decision is overturned in Parliament by MPs and we continue like nothing happened while the racists riot

2. We leave the EU BUT we negotiate a free trade deal with the EU within the EEA which means we retain free movement of people as a prerequisite.

3. We leave the EU, the EU gets super petty and as a condition of any new trade agreement in the EEA they force us into accepting membership of Schengen otherwise there would be no trade deal. 

4. We leave the EU, forego any trade agreement with the EEA AND open up channels to trade and accept migrants from non-EU countries.

Basically, there is NO OPTION where we WON’T HAVE TO ACCEPT IMMIGRATION. BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THE WORLD IS LIKE. ACCEPT IT. 

Eighteen hours later.

Hate gets its running shoes on.

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It’s 1.6m now. Gaining 100,000 signatures an hour. Still need to pass 17m though...

GUYS. THIS IS IMPORTANT. The petition calling for a second referendum based on the fact that the leave vote lacked a majority of 60% has crashed because of how many people are signing!! The petition only required 100,000 signatures to be put to parliament. THE REFERENDUM IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING. Which means there is a chance we can change this. PLEASE when the site is back up sign the petition. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE OVER 18. LET YOUR VOICES BE HEARD THROUGH THIS BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T LISTENED TO WHEN THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Parliament has to consider the second referendum for debate. The more signatures, the harder it’ll be for them to ignore. It isn’t much but it is worth a try.

Please sign it! IT IS BACK UP NOW https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215

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American right: goes off the fucking rails

British right: wait check this out

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tfw you only wanted to call a referendum to shut up the right wing of your party so you can have a secure 5 years in office but now bc you fucked up and got stabbed in the back by your best mate pal you might actually have to resign only half a year after the general election (after causing panic and instability in markets not only in Britain but internationally)