20-year old Asian Ravenclaw Guitarist. Georgia Tech Computer Engineer.Olympic Recurve Archer. Eternally sleepy. Making it up as I go.
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a girlfriend is just a best friend that touches you inappropriately.
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gold star adulting
went to Target for laundry detergent
left Target with only laundry detergent
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When you’re clearly underleveled for a boss but you attempt it anyway:
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Pokemon Characters + Outfit Changes Ash, Misty, Brock, May, Serena
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If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).
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“So, amazon trapped my friend yesterday…” -SashaKay
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21 consecutive "what's new pussycat"s with one "it's not unusual" thrown in and chill
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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