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Mark, at one dinner : This is my boyfriend Yuta, and this is Yuta's boyfriend, Winwin.

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Mark : [Home at 4 AM]

Taeyong : Can you tell the time?

Mark : Yeah

Also Mark : [pointing at clock] I'm not fricking drunk

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Happy birthday Lee Taeyong!

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Mark : Hey hyung.

Taeyong : Yeah?

Mark : Did you hear about Maya Hee?

Taeyong : Maya who?

Mark : Maya haha.

Taeyong :

Taeyong : get the f out.

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Jaehyun : How high are you?

Johnny, already high : No Jaehyun, its 'Hi, how are you?'.

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Taeyong : If you don't lower your standars, you gonna die alone.

Doyoung : ...

Doyoung, googling : How to  pre-order a coffin?

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Johnny : Can you read me a bedtime story?

Taeyong : I am NOT playing your games.

Johnny : BUT I HAD NIGHTMARE I CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP!

Taeyong : YOU'RE ALMOST 25 GET THE F OUT OF MY BED!

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Mark, with failed wink : Your eyes sparkle like the ocean.

Johnny : My eyes are brown.

Mark :

Mark : Your eyes sparkle like Hudson River

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Jisung : We just ate, why are you making pancakes?

Jeno : They're for the cats.

Jisung : Why are you making pancakes for the cats?

Jeno : Cause they don't know how to.

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Winwin : [ Post an ad for his old computer ]

Xiaojun : Is this still available?

Winwin : Yes.

Xiaojun : Are you flexible at all?

Winwin : Yes, I can touch my toes.

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Taeyong : There's 20 letters in the alphabet right?

Jaehyun : 26.

Taeyong : Oh right, i forgot U R A Q T.

Jaehyun : wow, thanks.

Jaehyun : But actually, that's 25.

Taeyong : You'll get the D letter.

Jaehyun :

Jaehyun : what.

Taeyong : Dentist.

Taeyong : You need go to dentist this morning or I'll chop you dick and I don't hesitate.

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countdown to haechan’s birthday: (d-day) #HAPPYHAECHANDAY!

hearts and hugs for hyuck 💝

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Mark : Hey, you wanna hang out later?

Haechan : Sorry, I don't talk to guys who are under 7'

Mark : we've been dating-

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Taeyong : Why some people don't carry umbrellas in rainy weather? Do they like getting wet?

Jaehyun : I like to experience how I make girls feel.

Doyoung : Cold and irritated?

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Mark, to Yuta taking pictures of him : These are horrible.

Yuta : Well, what do you want me to do? That's what you look like.

Mark :

Yuta : Nah I'm kidding, you're gorgeous. The most handsome man I've ever see. Your eyes are really beautiful and everything about you is perfect. I love you

Mark : Bro-

Yuta : Let's get married and have two little puppies and we'll name them Water and Melon as your favorite.

Mark : bRo-

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wayv “mugshot” 

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I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.

- Lucas.