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you asked me for style, I give you style, you just never told me in what way.

They really look like are in love, don't you think?

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who’s the mysterious boyfriend❓

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ofc ur gay asses would have a date at the cemetery

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idk a random assortment of drawings i never know where to put

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craig art dump

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Tweek had… a really bad day

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>\\\\\< !!!

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richard and mrs tweak hung it up

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You stupid twat drinking 200 calories of coffee creamer. Youre already at 600 calories- enjoy not eating for the rest of the day.

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*gnashing my teeth*

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Womp if i skip breakfast and lunch i don’t have to worry about dinners calories

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Oughwah

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Round of applause because bad dragon almost got my ass until i remembered that theyre a big no-no if you are a moral person

I ended up with what i thought was a smaller business but i think theyre basically dildo dropshippers so idk how much better that is

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Hnng i love my werewolf dildo i love the huge knot i cant even get it all the way in

I love the way it fills me up and still demands more

It begs for every inch and then some while i stretch around it

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Fluttershy grapples with the realization that she is, in fact a monster fucker.

meanwhile in Discord's brain:

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.