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ok i see everyone freaking out and throwing up about the minecraft movie trailer and like. it can’t possibly be that bad right. going to live blog my reaction since i haven’t seen it

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Disappointment

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:

Bizly: There's like five little wood planks sitting in the water.

Grizzly (as Runt): He's family! Just let me help you over, c'mon.

Charlie: Just five planks?

Bizly: Yeah.

Charlie: There's just five of em? Just five steps?

Bizly: You just gotta walk across. Yeah.

Charlie: Five steps. Three steps, if I do every other.

Bizly: Yeah.

(Charlie rolls the dice and him and Grizzly immediadly keel over in disappointment.)

(laughter)

END TRANSCRIPT.]

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mind in blank. guh

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if ever you find symbolism in my writing please tell me i’d like to know about it too

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he slaying that though

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goat

elf

goat

elf

goat

elf

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toddler started playing a game a while ago where he points at dad and says "you're [toddler]. I'm Dada" and then they roleplay being each other. I gotta say. the schadenfreude, the absolute satisfaction, when toddler says "eat your hot dog" and dad says "no! I want a lot!!" (imitating what the toddler does when he refuses to eat unless he is given a GIANT PILE of food, which he will eat approximately 5% of) and toddler says "you can have this" (exactly what we say to him in this situation) and dad says "I WANT A LOT!!" and the toddler tries to think of a way to convince him and says "EAT IT!!" with visible frustration. exquisite. incredible

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a very colorful fish

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i made this meme in a blind rage

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Old old old Emizel and Soda art that ill never finish., theyr sweet, I miss them

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is this anything

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Minecraft movie trailer was just a bad dream.

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"minecraft movie" you mean slimecicle's We Spent 100 Days In a Hardcore Minecraft Apocalypse?

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this is slowly becoming a lintroller fanart account 😭😭 hi lint doodles from figuring out the design bc i love them

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do you think if blink jrwi was trying to break into your home u could leave a bunch of seeds infront of ur door and hed get stuck eating them one by one

like a vampire counting salt

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i imagine most of her attacks would be orange :)) fox

i also made some more flavor text for her!! (under cut)