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shysquidd · 25 days ago
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ohhhhh okay
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shysquidd · 26 days ago
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shysquidd · 27 days ago
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shysquidd · 29 days ago
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shysquidd · 1 month ago
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shysquidd · 1 month ago
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shysquidd · 1 month ago
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jason derulo
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shysquidd · 1 month ago
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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
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shysquidd · 1 month ago
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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else
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shysquidd · 1 month ago
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shysquidd · 2 months ago
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how men in huge pickup trucks look at you thru their windshield when they just almost hit you point blank at an intersection where you had indisputable right of way
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shysquidd · 2 months ago
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1973, first interview:
louis: *walking around the room, telling his tragic life story with pain in his voice*
daniel, sitting at the table, high off his tits:
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shysquidd · 2 months ago
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i love it when u ask a man two questions back to back thru text and he only answers one 🩷
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shysquidd · 2 months ago
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shysquidd · 2 months ago
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the stranglehold this image has on my brain. every time someone mentions that they're going to the bathroom my reflexive response is always "go piss girl", like saying "bless you" in response to a sneeze
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shysquidd · 2 months ago
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shysquidd · 2 months ago
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