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#yeah tbh bc if its fine dining yk it cost like 18 dollars#like if u wanted chx and fries we coulda gone to kfc :/
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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else
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how men in huge pickup trucks look at you thru their windshield when they just almost hit you point blank at an intersection where you had indisputable right of way
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1973, first interview:
louis: *walking around the room, telling his tragic life story with pain in his voice*
daniel, sitting at the table, high off his tits:

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i love it when u ask a man two questions back to back thru text and he only answers one 🩷
#thi s is a lie a i despise it i want to bitw his fucking head off#maybe the conversion wouldnt be so flat if u would engage sir#:)
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the stranglehold this image has on my brain. every time someone mentions that they're going to the bathroom my reflexive response is always "go piss girl", like saying "bless you" in response to a sneeze
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