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Steve, to Robin: You can't call me "homophobic" every time I scold you.

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Nancy: If I fall…

Jonathan: I’ll be there to catch you.

Max: *looks at Lucas* What if I fall?

Lucas: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Steve: *watches these two interactions*

Steve, to Y/n: And if I fall?

Y/n: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Steve : would you miss me if I died?

Y/N : it's cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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Eddie : so you like her?

Steve : what?

Steve : omg no

Steve : how dare you say that, dude?

Steve : she's just a friend

Y/N : hi-

Steve : damn, fuck me

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Robin : Y/N kissed you??

Steve : *stares woefully out the window*

Robin : And you said 'thank you' ?

Steve : *sighs*

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Lucas after finding about Steve and Y/N : I know something you don't know!!!

Dustin : what? Tell me!

Lucas : nope, can't. It's top secret.

Dustin : Lucas!

Lucas : it's about Steve and your sister

Dustin : did they get into a fight?

Lucas : no

Dustin : are they conspiring against me?

Lucas : no

Dustin : did they buy me a gift together for my birthday?

Lucas : no

Robin : I admire your geniusness Handerson, I really do. But you are so oblivious

Dustin : what?

Robin : *pointing to Steve and Y/N hugging*

Dustin : maybe she tripped and he caught her

Robin and Lucas : *sighing*

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Y/N : The food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Steve : You're too hot and I still eat you

Y/N : *blushes*

Steve : *winks*

Eddie : *smirking*

Jonathan : *choking on water*

Nancy : *disgusted*

Robin : One dinner. All I ask for is ONE DINNER!!

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Steve *about y/n* : I can feel her undressing me with her eyes.

Dustin : I don't know dude, she isn't laughing.

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Eddie : Do you think she'll prefer flowers, or an adoption certificate for a baby vulture?

Steve : If you don't know the answer to that, you're going to be single forever.

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Robin : Relax. Just act mature.

Steve : Mature. Got it.

*later, on the date*

Y/N : So, what do you like to do for fun?

Steve, with a deep voice : Taxes.

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Steve : I could kill you if I wanted to, Buckley.

Robin : Yeah? So could another human being.

Steve :

Robin : So could a dog.

Steve :

Robin : So could a dedicated duck.

Steve :

Robin : You aren't special, Steve.

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Jonathan : Why do you love me?

Nancy : Because you're the sun, you're my life. You're perfect. I love you so much mon coeur.

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Vickie : Why do you love me??

Robin : 'Cause you're doing good hot chocolate, why?

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Eddie : Bro I’m like 10 times hotter in my new haircut

Steve : 10 times 0 is still 0.

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Y/n : This is a very bad idea.

Dustin : I would have thought you liked bad ideas.

Y/n : Only when they are mine.

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Y/n: Hey, Steve, can you help me with my zipper?

Steve : Yeah, I’m on it!

Y/N :

Steve :

Y/n : UP, Steve.

Steve : Right, sorry. Force of habit.