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do not read old emails, old texts, old logs, anything from someone you don’t interact with anymore.  take out the trash, delete it all, purge it from your life.  there’s no sense in keeping painful reminders no matter how fond they once were.  this clutter no longer serves you; it just takes up valuable space.

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Cause of death

*dies from embarrassment after coughing more than 4 times in a row in a public place*

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The Latin word for raisin is “uva passa” which literally means “a grape that has suffered,” and tell me that isn’t the best shit ever

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if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

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im never catching feelings for anyone ever again in my entire life !!!!!!!

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studies show that I literally did not ask

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my phone: Storage Almost Full 

me: be quiet

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me: *worries that I'm Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I'm manipulating people into thinking I'm good

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relatable 

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