shstkvch
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shstkvch · 1 hour ago
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me when sexualized design is appealing to me: I love being a pervert this is the correct way to be
me when sexualized design is not appealing to me: all of you are fucking lame and stupid get better taste
me when my heart is ripped off my torso by a dragon: oh fuck
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shstkvch · 2 days ago
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shstkvch · 2 days ago
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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shstkvch · 3 days ago
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*failing to understand the concept of dating* they made rpf in real life?
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shstkvch · 15 days ago
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things ever get so bad you turn to folk music
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shstkvch · 17 days ago
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is there any setting on here that woiuld make it so only you can reply to my posts
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shstkvch · 17 days ago
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in school they used to call me semipermeable membrane for my habit of allowing some things to pass through me
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shstkvch · 18 days ago
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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself
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shstkvch · 18 days ago
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shstkvch · 19 days ago
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shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay
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shstkvch · 19 days ago
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hey girl nice cock what does it d*gets distracted by all the time thats behind and ahead of me*i have to go pursue something really quickly right now
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shstkvch · 19 days ago
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YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do
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shstkvch · 19 days ago
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shstkvch · 19 days ago
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Get your gay ass wards off me I want to take damage
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shstkvch · 19 days ago
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shstkvch · 1 month ago
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shstkvch · 1 month ago
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caffeine has a half life of 3 activities
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