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check your speech bubbles before doing your victory monologue

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it's not gay if it's to catch kira right

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I sense a jealous boyfriend who thinks he is the only one who can match the freakiness of his past lover. It would be cute if it weren't so tragic, Light Yagami.

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TW sensitive?

Hey isnt the only reason abortion is prohibited in the Bible because it also prohibits r@pe and s3x before marraige? If you don't get pregnant on accident, there's no reason to get rid of the fetus, right?

Very interested to dive into this topic with the argument being "God doesn't allow that"

Maybe he also doesnt allow diddling kids or something, i dunno. My church mentioned if a woman got pregnant through SA, she could give birth to the baby and set it up for adoption. But isnt that a little fucked?

Another thing is marrying a woman as a gay man because the Bible doesn't support Same-sex marriage. Wouldn't it kinda be lying if you vowed in the church about your undying love for a woman you're not actually attracted to/inlove with.

Just some thoughts

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normal dude station

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been getting ack into death note :3

If you are into death note I really want death note moots/friends

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Completely normal 2d applications work period behaviour from light yagami

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imagine you start dating your fated intellcutal rival and he reveals you now have to prove yourself to 24 genius orphans as like their step father lmao can you imagine

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Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.

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Light whenever he goes to visit L’s grave.

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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

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Doctor: Light, I diagnose you with narcissistic personality disorder.

Light, to L: It's a handsome disease.

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give him back his emotions you fuckers

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repressed evil bipolar 

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a loving whisper

day 5 / cannibalism / click for quality