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Lucentio managed to find a guy to pretend to be his dad, by the way. This random dude was about to convince Baptista he was his dad… and was somehow ultimately successful. Lucentio and Bianca elope quickly in a church and that’s that.

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I do not even know what to say at this point!!?

Let me start at the beginning: Petruchio shows up late to his own wedding on MY HORSE THAT HE STOLE, then marries poor Katherine and runs for the hills. Whole time he’s terrible to the entire wedding party.

And THEN, he and Katherine ride back on horses, led by Grumio. Katherine falls off her horse and Petruchio beats Grumio up and blames him. Once they’re back at Petruchio’s house, he refuses to let Katherine eat.

He’s like this for virtually the rest of the time they’re together at his house. Here’s the thing though… he’s doing it on purpose. Petruchio is trying to inflict Stockholm syndrome upon her so that she’s “killed with kindness”.

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PETRUCHIO STOLE MY HORSE??????????????????? AND RODE IT INTO HIS WEDDING?????? WITH THE MOST TRASH FIT I’VE EVER SEEN????????????????????

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Y’all, at this point it’s getting a little sad to watch all of Bianca’s goons fight over her. I didn’t even like Bianca but yeesh. Lucentio and Hortensio are, like, neck and neck, fighting TOOTH AND NAIL to get this poor girl’s attention (....to no avail). Maybe half the problem is the fact they’re in disguise as Litio and Cambio. Who in their right mind wants to be courted by their teacher?

If I’m correct, Katherine’s wedding day is tomorrow, where she gets married to that dreadful whoreson of a man. I will go rest up and report my findings tomorrow afternoon.

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Btw guys if u see my horse anywhere pleassseeee message me. I recently lost my horse Betty after she was mysteriously stolen in the night. She is quite old and diseased, so I’m not sure what anyone would get out of stealing her. Anyways ummm let me know I guess!! I’m about to post some more juicy details on the Katherine/Bianca situation, so stay tuned.

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Update!

Currently, it looks like there are three suitors for Bianca right now. Lucentio, Hortensio, and Gremio. Yeesh. I gathered that it seems as though they're all aware that each of them is trying to bag Bianca, and surprisingly, they're friends.

Another funny little thing I saw: Katherine & Bianca got into an argument over Bianca being indecisive over which of her suitors she likes the most. Katherine ended up TYING HER HANDS TOGETHER AND TRYING TO BEAT HER (but supporting women's rights also means supporting women's wrongs, I suppose....)

Anyway, Baptista broke up the fight and talked to his daughters' millions of suitors. Petruchio told him about wanting to see Katherine and insisted that he didn't care if she was a shrew (which would be nice if he was in it for more than the money, I guess). He goes to see Katherine and they argue back and forth for a while. Honestly, listening to it... Katherine's lines were way better; our old Petruchio just came up with stupid innuendos from the things she said and pretended he was the most clever man in fair Padua... as IF.

Worst of all, afterward, I saw Petruchio go back to all his suitor friends and tell them all about how much she loved him and wanted to marry him on Sunday (which, again, typical Padua man!!!!).

Oh yeah: one more important thing, Baptista agreed to let Lucentio (actually just Tranio in disguise) marry Bianca, so long as he can find his father (named Vincentio from what I've gathered) and receive his blessing. Not sure how he'll manage that...

Stay tuned for more updates as I receive more information! Free Katherine, our beloved shrew!!!

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This account is literally soooo disrespectful… like Baptista is trying his hardest & you don’t think it’s problematic to frame Katherine as the victim??? I literally used to know Katherine and she was DEFINITELY no angel. Stop trying to cause a reign of terror on fair Padua u wench

....ummmm anyways FREE KATHERINE! I'm about to post some more of the story, so stay tuned. Funny how people only say this behind the disguise of anonymity. If you genuinely have an issue, come on horseback to my manor and we can discuss it in person!

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Continuing… Shocking Things Ensue….

Soo… I come to find out last night that two men, Hortensio and Gremio, decided they needed to find someone to marry Katherine, because they were both very interested in Bianca. Makes sense. I’ve never even been particularly interested in the lives of either of them, but now this had been brought to my attention, naturally, I got a bit curious.

On times like these where I get really interested in my current visions, I often sleep most of the day. That’s been the case for today and yesterday.

While all this is happening, there is another story taking place with a man named Lucentio (who plans to disguise himself as Bianca’s teacher??!!?!?) and his two servants, Tranio (who will take Lucentio’s place at university while he’s in disguise) and Biondello (who will not be in disguise, but will still help). Very interesting. And a lot of hard work just to marry a girl.

A little later, I saw that a guy named Petruchio (who, spoiler alert, is really only in this thing for the money), came to visit Hortensio from Verona— I kinda picked up that they were old friends but I’m not sure. Maybe brothers or something. At this point in the dream, I have to be honest, I didn’t really pay much attention.

When they meet, Hortensio tells him of Katherine, a rich girl currently unmarried. At this point I basically saw Petruchio’s eyes turn to dollar signs and bulge out of his head like a cartoon (which is absolutely, of course, something that totally exists right now in the current year of 1592). He wants to marry her for the money, and it seemed to me like he didn’t even care about her personality (typical Padua man 😐).

I’ll continue updating after I sleep for a few hours…. Stay posted!

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“WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON IN PADUA?”: The Burning Question… That No One is Asking

So like… I am not versed in the world of public relations and communications. But I’m still going to do my best to make everyone reading this aware of the dirt I’ve got on the family of Baptista Minola.

I’m a psychic, and I see this stuff in my dreams. I know for a fact the information I receive is true. I have experienced this phenomenon as early as I could remember. My dreams have proven to be true countless times. I cannot have premonitions about the future, as my dreams are limited to visions of events that have already happened that I was not part of.

If you know Baptista, you are probably well aware that he has two daughters, Bianca and Katherine, who are approaching the age where they will soon be married off. Basically, Baptista doesn’t want Bianca getting married before Katherine is because he thinks no one will ever want to marry Katherine. Everyone already knows about this.

But here’s where things get interesting! I’ll continue this in my next blog post.

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This blog is an EXPOSÉ on Baptista Minola and his supposed daughters, Bianca and Katherine. I believe I have inside information that will lead to the EXILE of Baptista and the emancipation of Katherine, our supposed “shrew”.

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