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Starting soon.

We have 9 teams duking it out. Propaganda will be posted then linked in the poll post. Round one begins today! I'll see y'all with the next round hopefully next Sunday but definitely next week if not.

Submissions will remain open since this is such a small poll. They'll be added in later rounds, naturally.

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Life Sucks! Pinned Post

I'm your host, Mod Tim!

Submissions: Open

YOUR SUBMISSION WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. And I'm deleting it.

Have a fav that's always down on their luck? We see you! This poll is not gender exclusive. It says "his" but you can submit whoever you want. Please, no in real life submissions...however, if you feel that you have a very compelling case in which I should allow an exception, I will consider it.

Please read all the rules and guidelines before submitting a character or asking questions. As time goes on (if needed), I'll have a questions and FAQ tag :}

T3RF$, R4DF3M$, AND N4Z1 CODED CHARACTERS ARE NOT WELCOME.

No H*rry P*tter or Att*ck On Tit*n content. Thank you.

So What's This About Anyway?

If your character has one of the following, they may be entitled to compensation:

an outrageous, i mean really, it's just ridiculous, amount of bad luck

the audacity to exist and for some reason, the universe took that personally

a personal grudge held by God himself,

they don't do much actually but shit sure does try to do everything to them.

They are disqualified if:

they are participating in active destructive behavior. If can track back to their actions being the cause to their suck life, disqualified. Example: people who are like Bigby Wolf. He ate several people, including a child, which caused mistrust. Despite trying to do better by becoming a sheriff later now, he continues to put himself into rough situations and has yet to work on his aggression (not including the implications of the 2nd game trailer).

If they qualified before their villain ark. Example: Doofenshmirtz. Yes, his life sucked. He was literally abandoned to be raised by ocelots. And yes, his evil plans blow up in his face (literally) out of deserved consequence. He chose this life.

This character has to be a neutral party or doing some active good.

You can have multiple submissions, but only one character per submission. Each submission requires at least one sentence of propaganda. Do not use propaganda to bash other characters. If you do, nobody will see it anyway. Promise <3

Something to keep in mind! I have a busy schedule so posting will not be consistent. I'll do my best to get something out at the start of, at least, every other week.

Thanks for reading everything! Tell me your favorite ice cream topping under the 0.0. I love an obscene amount of sprinkles. "No toppings" is also acceptable.

Alright, go crazy.

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Hello! My name is Quill W. Deske. I'm an author and I want to write your one-shot! Please help me afford an ESA.

I will write your ocs, x reader dreams, that one essay you've been putting off, a concept that would be cool but you're not super big on writing words, whatever comes to mind. My best writings are one-shots but if you pay me to write chapters, I could have something for you. The sky is the limit when it comes to types of writing. Agnst, fluff, strange, ect.

My range of fandoms is very extensive. I'm open to most things. Some common media I've been involved with would include Homestuck, Marvel (MCU), The Last of Us, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Hazbin Hotel, The Magnus Archives, Voltron etc. etc. To list everything would be a one-shot in of itself. Just ask, it's probably on the list. If it's not, I might be willing to research and write for you anyway.

I'm okay with writing pretty much anything. I'm a freelance shipper so don't be shy. The only things off limits are non-con fics, smut with minors, vore porn, incest and beastiality. All AU's including cross overs are accepted within reason.

If you are requesting something with an OC, I need a character sheet for reference of some kind. Not that that's a given, but a visual idea with a personality and background would give you the best results.

For every 500 words, I'm charging $5.50. Rates in between can be discussed. I'm very forgiving.

One-shots come with revisions and editing free of charge.

Transactions can be done through PayPal or Venmo. You can reach me through DM's or my email if you have any questions, concerns, or requests.

Email: Striderstridexox@gmail.com

If you want to see any of my work, though most of it is old, my AO3 is Shoutandscreamy. If you would like, I'm more than happy to send a sample of your piece before any transaction.

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you ever hear a trans person's name and you know instantly what media they got it from

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I’m eating bone marrow in the woods don’t talk to me

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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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Amen to that little dude

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Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

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if you're a human adult you physically need to eat actual vegetables, read real books, work, exercise, be outdoors, have sex, and have other real adult humans to talk to all on at LEAST a weekly basis or else you go will literally go completely insane and the problem is too many people choose to skip all those basic needs on purpose

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ive made peace with most of my mental illness shit but i need whoever invented rejection sensitive dysphoria to be in hell no matter what

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PSA: Someone at one of my work's branches has already had a seizure from this movie, so I'd love if folks passed this around before the big first weekend! Might save someone from a very unpleasant trip out

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2022 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Winners

the competition is open to wildlife photography novices, amateurs, and professionals, celebrating the hilarity of our natural world and highlighting what we need to do to protect it

full roster of this year's winners with narratives by the photographers: X