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y2k inspired Chell…

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Aww i just learned that when you spend money on your friends it comes out of your bank account and not the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls

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portal coffee shop au but glados is a vindictive keurig

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So I played Portal…

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I am very passionate about how Portal is a very feminist game. I see a lot of people say that Portal is progressive because it could’ve had a protagonist of interchangeable gender, and that Chell being a woman affects nothing. But it completely does! Chell being a woman is inherent to the plot and theming of the narrative! Portal is progressive because it depicts corporate exploitation of women and actively shows a woman perservering and overcoming that abuse!!!

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least deadly aperture experience

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i crush so hard on this art i want to kiss it the STYLE yumyumyumyum

Little illustrations about the Portal cores just cause-

i needed a new desktop illustration ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

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is that a potato battery 😨😨😨😨 its a toy made for childefn and now shes trapped jn in i think thats how it goes

screenshot redraw of this one image UGHSGSH HE LOOKS SOOO DELIGHTFULLY EVIL HERE I LOVE ITTT

think i made the claw thing too small whoops

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Switched swapped things up a bit and this is what came out

(Chell is caroline, wheatley is cave, atlas is chell, p body is wheatley, cave is a lemon, defective turret is p body, turret is atlas, caroline is doug, doug is defective turret, glados is turret.)

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portal ploodles

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idk abt yall but the only sinking feeling i get on sundays is me sinking back into my bed after a hearty meal from the white-people-mexican-food-outing after second service cAN I GET AN AMEN

they should invent a sunday that doesn’t have this sinking feeling

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when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe

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I love you Chell I want you to be safe and comfortable her being barefoot in portal one makes me so sad I’m she dgaf BUT I DOOOO U DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER AND THE WHOLE WORLD

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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”