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literally going to pass out

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I don't think anything will ever validate me more then watching a group of literal brain and heart surgeons confidently walk into the conference room, only to have their leader sadly shuffle out to my office 15 minutes later and ask me to come help them with the projector.

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This still blows my mind

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Pride sweater possums!!  (soon to be available on my redbubble @/sivsi!)

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“Russia is European” “No, Russia is in Asia”

Have you considered: there is literally nothing justifying Europe and Asia being two different continents in the first place 

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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

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That cut was completely horrifying

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Another thing impeachment does is prevent that person from holding office again, so he wouldn’t be able to run in 2024, either under the Republican party or whatever he’s calling his “new party”. It isn’t just about sending a message, it’s also making sure we don’t have to deal with his toxins again.

Wow, fuck every single one of you

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Are Wednesdays just gonna be like this in 2021?

So far:

January 6th - The Capitol gets stormed during the Electoral College vote certification … and the idiot rioters liveblog it

January 13th - Trump gets impeached … for the 2nd time

January 20th - Biden is sworn in as the President … somehow the least interesting thing on this list

January 27th - A subreddit bankrupted a hedge fund by … buying all the GameStop stocks

What’s in store for us on February 3rd?

Tune in next week to find out!

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sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

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"Dude, really? You're just going to talk full volume on your phone in the living room that has people sleeping in it? Not even going to stay in the dining room you slipped into to answer the call in the first place?"

"Yeah? What's the problem? They're under my roof."