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i’m so happy, i found my favorite reddit post of all time.  i thought i lost it forever

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If she's flat as a board then you gotta awaken your inner termite . Gnaw on her. Gnaw on her. Gnaw on her. Gnaw on her

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seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall

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the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

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house md is awesome

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@official-boob-posts

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Kim talking to Jean

Well your pet puppy isn’t even nuanced

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My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.

He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube

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I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay

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Found this thing in a gift shop

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flavor of the day

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Sending someone a text adventure as a farewell letter. It's programmed with hundreds of responses from you, so they can talk to it like it's you, now that you're gone.