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asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn

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Jesus

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Genuinely how do you control your movements like this??? What the fuck

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he'd have to mute everyone

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Ultrakill fans will post ship art of v1 and gabriel with captions like "In the absence of god it is your uncaring divinity i worship" and it will look like this

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Remember

Queuing this for January too.

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They killed jimmy carter to hide the secret of the elves

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all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint

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i love when a song is an acquired taste. you can listen to something once and go huh. there's something here even if im not quite ready for it yet. and you listen a couple more times. and then bam a couple weeks or months or years later you listen, youve finally worn the song in and it's the most beautiful thing you've ever heard

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you could be kicked in the nuts and spat on by every single trans person you’ve ever met and it still wouldn’t be a justifiable reason to be anti-trans. like just so we’re clear

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i’m so happy, i found my favorite reddit post of all time.  i thought i lost it forever

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If she's flat as a board then you gotta awaken your inner termite . Gnaw on her. Gnaw on her. Gnaw on her. Gnaw on her

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seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall

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the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

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