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forgot to attach the strawberry my bad lmao 🍓

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yeah ok so no cap youre why i started writing for the fandom. im gonna sound like an undergrad creative writing workshop class for a sec bear with me: your attention to detail and your diction is literally INSANE its so good and your fics… incredible. also youre so funny and fun to talk to and you are sooo so so so right about jack kelly. you know him hes your best friend you talk on the phone every night i can tell. you are so correct always

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If you don’t propose with this don’t fuckin bother

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It’s so funny that the girl who tweeted who said brunettes can’t wear jeans showed proof that someone actually did say brunette can’t wear jeans to her

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when someone is a christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust the transatlantic slave trade the extermination of native americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by christians so why do muslims get asked about terrorism and jewish people about israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while christians are not required to explain themselves??

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im watching planet earth and theres this one small scene where the most round seal ever swims past and id just like to thank david attenborough for bringing us this good good orb seal

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JET + RUBY

I started this piece when listening to Episode 1 and I’m so happy to have it finally done! I learned SO much from doing this painting.

PS. I based them off of Amandla Stenberg!

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this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

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Newsies Ddlc au

Davey Sayori, Jack Monika, Race Yuri, Crutchie Natsuki?

Actually no. Jack Sayori and Davey Monika. Davey is so used to fitting the mold he's supposed to fill, the smart older brother always putting others before himself, that he gets to be utterly unhinged for a little while. Jack is the sweet best friend unwilling to let his walls down enough to ask for help until it's too late.

Crutchie and Natsuki would be best friends tbh. both put into the box of "cute innocent sidekick" while actually being a lot more complex than that and yet not taken seriously when they try to get people to see that. idk why Race is Yuri he just is. likes big words (even tho Race uses them to sound photosynthesis and Yuri uses them correctly).

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*sweeps all of my AU ideas under the rug* why must I be called out this way?

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concept: a newsies revival where nothing is changed except somewhere, the phrase “whoever threw that pape, your mom’s a hoe” is added into the script

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Don’t you ever sleep? / Not at night. Stardust (2007) dir. Matthew Vaugh

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welcome to my brave new reimagining of newsies. in this version, pulitzer, wiesel, snyder, and the delanceys will be played by people of color to increase the diversity. all other characters will be played by white people except for three of the background characters who have one line each. also, it will be very clear that pulitzer is a metaphor for The Left™ and the newsies represent the hardworking young republicans who just want to chase the american dream. davey is explicitly a trump supporter because this is set in modern new york for absolutely no reason at all.

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Pride & Prejudice (2005) | Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

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same energy