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Losing my fucking mind

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I’m posting more on Instagram now. Follow me on there if you like : desrazgwyn

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Bros and a Movie Night

Raziel: Picks a movie, then texts through the whole thing.

Turel: Falls asleep in the middle of it.

Dumah: “What’s happening?” “Who’s she?” “Where are they?”

Rahab: Keeps going on his phone to figure out who “that one actor” is.

Zephon: Super picky about the volume on the TV.

Melchiah: The only one actually watching the movie.

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Melchiah: My name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”.

Rahab: Nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid.

Raziel: You really shouldn’t let everyone know your full name, it’s not safe.

Turel: Smelborp for president.

Melchiah: I hate this family.

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Raziel confronting Kain at the Pillars, Soul Reaver 1 (PS1)

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Raziel confronting Kain at the Pillars, Soul Reaver 1 (PS1)

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Raziel saying that soemthing is ‘too high for him to reach’ is honestly such a comedy gold for me

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Vordaor: What about you, Raziel? Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Raziel: I’m a knife.

Janos, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

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I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

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I love all of this. I kind of thought vampirism was an omnisexual affair (”We’re all dead. Fuck it.”), but I roll with this too. 

WTF is thaAAAAT.. bisexuality?? REALLY?? you digusting reblogs dog Its legacy of we are talking about fuck gay girles/boys fuck bisexuality fuck YOU

anon I think you’ll really enjoy some of the reblogs this dog is about to post!!

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Hello I am still confused about why did Kain throw Raziel into the apyss do you know why?

Jealous of his bone structure.

Helping his son jump off the high diving board.

I think it was to help him get the spectral reaver, so that he could start his plan of pulling him into the SR2 timeline. Basically the wings thing was an excuse is all I know for sure.

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Family Road Trip

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Kain: Go fuck yourself.

Vorador: Fuck me yourself you coward

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Raziel’s evolutionary power wasn’t wings; it was contouring. 

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