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are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

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Descartes was one kinky son of a bitch

Tam Saylor

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[Descartes] got his little girl at the end but in pursing her his sins caught up to him and he died

Satan’s Spawn

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I've got less faith in this table, but I've got more faith in this hammer

Angus the Thunder God

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I smash up Brian's phone (sorry about that)

Lord Clarkey

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The textbook is a bit harder, but with a bit of extra work I am able to smash it to pieces

The Almighty Clark

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Send your laptop to the manevolent demon in the IT office

Lord Clarkey

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A Typical Philosophy Lesson

So Mr. Clark walks into the room, wielding a tape measure menacingly. It is rumoured he can accurately measure any object to three decimal places. He expertly lengthens the measurement and analyses the length and width of the communal table. With a swift flick of the wrist, Mr. Clark retracts the tape measure back into its case and sheaths it into his belt. With a low chuckle he jokingly remarks "The closed-off room would be great. We could order some catering, maybe even an all-you-can-eat buffet." The class nod in agreement, scared to displease their leader. With a flick of his well-combed hair, Clark leaves the room, leaving behind a trail of pure Goodness.

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Santa's workshop is basically a Nike factory

Angus

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You believe that a fat guy lives at the North Pole

Lord Clark

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Elves ought to work for the benefit of the rest of us

The One And Only Angus

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Elves work in a Christmas-style sweatshop all year

Lord Clarkey

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Descartes On Procrastination:

"This led me to put the project off for so long that I would now be to blame if I wasted the time still left to carry it out" (Me procrastinating)

"Today I have expressly rid my mind of all worries and arranged for myself a clear stretch of free time" (Me on Sundays)

"For fear that my peaceful sleep may be followed by hard labour when I wake" (Me avoiding work)

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fight to the death in a Target parking lot

perceived self vs real self vs ideal self. Only one winner

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Arguably, the potato is the Form of Good

Angus, The Potato Lover

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There is nothing left in the vegetable category if you take away the potato!

The Almighty Clark