shit-poster420

[shit-poster420]

Reblog this and I’ll give you a crystal based off of the vibe I get from your blog. (Can’t guarantee I’ll get to everyone.)

[shit-poster420]

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[shit-poster420]

"My sister literally pooped so hard she broke the capillaries around her eyes"

Me

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"I wanna have 9 kids with 9 different dads all of which are my sex slaves in my sex dungeon"

My friend right now

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"Watching people vomit when they are drunk is absolutely disgusting. And the smell dont even get me started"

Me again

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"OAH when people ask you constantly what's wrong and you tell them they wont get it. And they dont get it. And then they are in a bad mood and it's your fault now. Fucking fantastic."

Me rn

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"I will leave an unsafe poop in your house"

Me threating my friend

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"MTV Cribs, 4 Women, 1 Sex Dungeon."

Us at a bowling alley rn

[shit-poster420]

"It's like an anal queef"

-Kooby

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Welbcome Cheeebzy Cheebs where chilbren cam eab cheeebs

Yes am artist

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"My substitute teacher is really going to think I'm fucking around when I asked to use the bathroom but no I've been shitting my intestines out in the bathroom for 10 minutes now"

Me right now dying in the school bathroom

[shit-poster420]

"Cheese party but you're not invited"

Me in school wanting cheese

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"Who made tampons. Who was like shit I'm bleeding again what if I just shoved some cloth up there but oh wait it'll get lost so let me just put some string on it and there we go"

Me after seeing an ad for tampons and also being too lazy to look anything up

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"Boys get so into sexting but I'm here taking a massive dump as he calls me his good little girl. Ah yes papi that's me all right"

Me right now