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The Talk

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Kids

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Kids React To Interracial Cheerios Commercial

These kids are the future. 

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Other people's parents....

At work I am really, really struggling with a particular child's mom. No one is a perfect parent; I know I fuck up all the time. Most parents I know, however, actually seem concerned about this and try to do the best for their children. This mom.. I don't know. I've started documenting various signs of abuse and neglect; I've alerted my supervisors. I've talked to her when she drops her kid off with me first thing in the morning. Nothing changes.

It's really frustrating and very discouraging.

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I NEEEED these for my little girl. haha.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/86844898/crayon-tattoo-machine

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To the teenagers exploding mortars in front of my house:

Go play in the road.

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I'm not a virgin

i asked my 10 year old son what he wanted on pizza one night. He replied, “well, Mom, I’m not a virgin." I stopped cold and said, “what?" He said, " I want meat, I’m not a virgin." “Oh, you’re not a vegetarian." as I exhaled.

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Something To Look Forward To

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Baby’s first Rally!

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So my sister was going to to hang out with her friend tonight.

Her friend is a boy.

This is how my dad greeted him at the door.

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actual thing I just heard my daughter say on skype

I want a beard. I should start growing one.

I don’t know if I want to burst her bubble… but I’ not paying for the testosterone enhancers…

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To my favorite baby:

I'd adopt you secretly, but that's a felony.

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To the mom leaving vague notes about clothing her child is "missing":

If you don't know what the fuck it is, it's probably not that important to you.

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Did anyone’s parents talk to them like this?