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I can't stop thinking about this medieval girl and her dog ❤️🥲

(Les Trés Riches Heures de Metz, 14th century)

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Art Sled Rally at Powderhorn Park!

via Axios Twin Cities

#Minnesota #Minneapolis

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like how dare I have hobbies, right?

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OUAT is found family in that they keep finding out everyone is in the same damn family tree

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

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“deserves to win” is such a silly concept. you know who deserves to win? MY team. why? because I love them. next question

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Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

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oh to be a pup being painted - by William Henry Hamilton Trood (1848-1899). 

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WHAT

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u heard him ladies

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Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

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My ides tiramisu, if you even care

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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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hey i saw you across the room at the devil's sacrament and loved your vibe