shireness-says
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Devon, 29, Perpetually Exhausted. Unofficial records police. Pining enthusiast. Crass enough to care. Ask me what I baked instead of writing.
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shireness-says · 3 hours ago
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People seem to think that Microsoft Excel is a flawed program
Personally, I rate it October 10th.
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shireness-says · 7 hours ago
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chess set painted by alevtina belyakova
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shireness-says · 1 day ago
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Lily Seika Jones aka Rivulet Paper (American, b. 1989, San Antonio, TX, USA, based Seattle, WA, USA) - Thistle, 2022, Paintings: Watercolor on Paper
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shireness-says · 1 day ago
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shireness-says · 2 days ago
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it's the holidays, you know what that means
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shireness-says · 2 days ago
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what they don’t tell you about writing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
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shireness-says · 3 days ago
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it is never too late to simplé take a nap for 18 hours
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shireness-says · 3 days ago
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are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around
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shireness-says · 4 days ago
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There's a village in Fife that holds a primary school competition to design Christmas lights..
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and the kid that wins gets to switch on the village lights!
That would be my entire dream as a child!
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shireness-says · 4 days ago
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🟰 The Reader 🟰 Frédéric Forest
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shireness-says · 5 days ago
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i love flash drives theyre like small animals to me. like minnows
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shireness-says · 5 days ago
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Orange Cat.
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shireness-says · 6 days ago
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Me: It stands for Point of Sale
Also Me: Time to head for work at the piece of shit
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shireness-says · 6 days ago
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has tumblr heard about the saga of raefarty yet
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shireness-says · 7 days ago
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Birb
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shireness-says · 7 days ago
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I've been real busy lately because it's December and I work at the post office, so of course I am
But that doesn't mean I can't show up with an unprompted PSA
Hey! Have you ever mailed a letter to Santa Claus? Have you ever wondered what exactly happened to that letter? Well wonder no longer! If it had a stamp and a return address, then odds are that it ended up on the USPS's Operation Santa page!
Every year, the USPS collects letters to Santa Claus, and processes them to black out any identifying information. Last names, addresses, things like that. Then, the letters are posted on the Operation Santa webpage and people can adopt the letters.
Once you adopt a letter, you can buy gifts for them, wrap them up, and package them. Then you get a barcode from the website, and bring them to a post office. The clerk there will scan the barcode, which prints out a label with the address on it, and sends out the gift.
It's anonymous on both ends, and is generally just. A really nice thing to do.
I highly recommend it if you have some money to spare this year and want to give a kid a moment of magic this year
It's one of those things that the post office just happened to be positioned to do, and ended up knocking it out of the park. Unfortunately, I don't think they advertise this nearly well enough, and most letters end up going unanswered
Hopefully, a few more will be answered this year
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