shinyobjectsforbirds
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Idk , my friend told me to. they/she. 24, constantly in a state of confusion
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 7 days ago
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I like how Jon's powers in Season 5 is basically this meme.
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 9 days ago
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Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 11 days ago
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tma au where nothing bad ever happens and they just stay in the safehouse and adopt a cat
bonus:
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 20 days ago
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jonathan sims s1
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 20 days ago
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I keep on misreading your username and I just hear in Jon's voice
"THE BREAD. MARTIN!"
The boys try making sourdough it goes bad
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Peak safe house shenanigans (can you tell I don’t know how sourdough works)
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 1 month ago
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SPOILERS MALEVOLENT EP46
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me: oh cool more characters! this should be interesting! lol can you imagine if this was like a murder mystery party
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me: oh god i cant believe kayne brought arthur and john to a 13th century au murder mystery party
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 1 month ago
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My thought process listening to TMA
Season one: haha why does this cynical rude man voice act when reading the statements I don’t think putting on a voice was part of the job description
Season five: oh dear god that’s why
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 2 months ago
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The hand of... What???
The hand of malevolence???
No way! Malevolence reference in Malevolent podcast???
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 2 months ago
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 2 months ago
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 2 months ago
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I think Nightow should give Sonic a pistol.
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 2 months ago
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Bitch dont try me is the first and final warning
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 2 months ago
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I often like to think Arthur misses social cues because he can’t see expressions and John doesn’t tell him because John doesn’t understand social cues at all 😭
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 2 months ago
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and ep 47 spoilers in the tag maybe
Malevolent Part 45 spoilers in the tags
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 3 months ago
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A core part of the Malevolent fan experience is sitting in your room with your headphones just shaking your head and muttering 'you idiots, you fucking idiots' as Arthur and John make terrrrrrible choices left and right
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 3 months ago
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i did not expect that this episode gave me whiplash from the last episode (or maybe bc its been a month)
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shinyobjectsforbirds · 3 months ago
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